On Saturday, January 16, more than 1,000 Guilford College fans filed into the schools basketball arena, Regan-Brown Field House, to watch their Quakers take on the Virginia Wesleyan Marlins in a battle to stand atop the Old Dominion Athletic Conference.

Guilford was led into battle by 7th-year coach Tom Palombo who, among other things, is known for having a strong game plan, a high quality collection of soft-core primate pornography, and his longstanding flavor saving instrument of justice that rests upon his upper lip like a Spring morning's gentle dew.