By now, the American people have seen and examined the American Mustache Institute’s groundbreaking new White Paper on America’s Most Mustache-Friendly Cities, citing Chicago as  the most nourishing environment in the U.S. for people o Mustached American descent.

Americans also have learned that as a result of its designation, Chicago will play host to AMI’s annual ‘Stache Bash 2011 charitable benefit on Friday, October 28, kicking off Movember, the global moustache-growing charity campaign raising awareness and funds for the Prostate Cancer Foundation and LIVESTRONG, the Lance Armstrong Foundation.

But what you have not seen is the full top 100 of America’s Most Mustache-Friendly Cities. And now, we present this in full:

1. Chicago

2. Houston

3. Pittsburgh

4. OKC

5. Detroit

6. Milwaukee

7. Cleveland

8. New York City

9. Huntsville, Ala

10. Tampa/St. Pete/Clearwater

11. Boston

12. Albuquerque

13. Green Bay

14. Dallas

15. Bozeman, MT

16. Rome, GA

17. Cheyene, WY

18. Cuba, MO

19. Charleston, WV

20. Shreveport, LA

21. Metro-Phoenix, AZ

22. Washington, D.C.

23. Seattle

24. Lincoln, NE

25. Newark, NJ

26. Portland, ME

27. Las Cruces, NM

28. Austin, TX

29. Montgomery, AL

30. Nashville, TN

31. Tallahassee, FL

32. Tulsa, OK

33. Columbia, SC

34. Louisville, KY

35. Jackson, MS

36. Baltimore, MD

37. Bismark, ND

38. Winston Salem, NC

39. Lansing, MI

40. St. Louis, MO

41. Jersey City, NJ

42. San Antonio, TX

43. Santa Fe, NM

44. Little Rock, AR

45. Kansas City, MO

46. Paducah, KY

47. Fort Collins, CO

48. Portland, OR

49. Olympia, WA

50. Birmingham, AL

51. Memphis, TN

52. Columbus, OH

53. Fargo, ND

54. Newark, Del.

55. Harrisburg, PA

56. Hope, AR

57. Morgantown, WV

58. Concord, NH

59. Baton Rouge, LA

60. Anchorage, AK

61. Gulfport, MS

62. Jacksonville, FL

63. Atlanta, GA

64. Tucson, AZ

65. Rockford, IL

66. Boise, ID

67. Lubbock, TX

68. Billings, MT

69. Sioux Falls, SD

70. Reno, NV

71. Ft. Wayne, IN

72. Dubuque, IA

73. Highpoint, NC

74. Wichita, KS

75. Springfield, MO

76. Roanoke, VA

77. Knoxville, TN

78. Augusta, ME

79. Oakland, CA

80. Gulf Shores, Ala.

81. El Paso, TX

82. Las Vegas, NV

83. Montpelier, VT

84. Duluth, MN

85. Saratoga Springs, NY

86. Richmond, VA

87. Flagstaff, AZ

88. Hartford, CT

89. Metro-Salt Lake City, UT

90. Frankfort, KY

91. Indianapolis

92. Cinncinatti, OH

93. Denver, CO

94. Trenton, NJ

95. Dover, Del.

96. Panama City, FL

97. Newport, RI

98. Madison, WI

99. Toledo, OH

100. Los Angeles, CA

  • http://www.facebook.com/Metalb4breakfast Snarky Mark

    Hooray for Dallas, 14 is ok.