After releasing the groundbreaking new White Paper on America’s Most Mustache-Friendly Cities — citing Chicago as  the most nourishing environment in the U.S. for people o Mustached American descent — today the American Mustache Institute released the full list of cities which best accommodate a sexually dynamic Mustached American experience.

1. Chicago

2. Houston

3. Pittsburgh

4. OKC

5. Detroit

6. Milwaukee

7. Cleveland

8. New York City

9. Huntsville, Ala

10. Tampa/St. Pete/Clearwater

11. Boston

12. Albuquerque

13. Green Bay

14. Dallas

15. Bozeman, MT

16. Rome, GA

17. Cheyene, WY

18. Cuba, MO

19. Charleston, WV

20. Shreveport, LA

21. Metro-Phoenix, AZ

22. Washington, D.C.

23. Seattle

24. Lincoln, NE

25. Newark, NJ

26. Portland, ME

27. Las Cruces, NM

28. Austin, TX

29. Montgomery, AL

30. Nashville, TN

31. Tallahassee, FL

32. Tulsa, OK

33. Columbia, SC

34. Louisville, KY

35. Jackson, MS

36. Baltimore, MD

37. Bismark, ND

38. Winston Salem, NC

39. Lansing, MI

40. St. Louis, MO

41. Jersey City, NJ

42. San Antonio, TX

43. Santa Fe, NM

44. Little Rock, AR

45. Kansas City, MO

46. Paducah, KY

47. Fort Collins, CO

48. Portland, OR

49. Olympia, WA

50. Birmingham, AL

51. Memphis, TN

52. Columbus, OH

53. Fargo, ND

54. Newark, Del.

55. Harrisburg, PA

56. Hope, AR

57. Morgantown, WV

58. Concord, NH

59. Baton Rouge, LA

60. Anchorage, AK

61. Gulfport, MS

62. Jacksonville, FL

63. Atlanta, GA

64. Tucson, AZ

65. Rockford, IL

66. Boise, ID

67. Lubbock, TX

68. Billings, MT

69. Sioux Falls, SD

70. Reno, NV

71. Ft. Wayne, IN

72. Dubuque, IA

73. Highpoint, NC

74. Wichita, KS

75. Springfield, MO

76. Roanoke, VA

77. Knoxville, TN

78. Augusta, ME

79. Oakland, CA

80. Gulf Shores, Ala.

81. El Paso, TX

82. Las Vegas, NV

83. Montpelier, VT

84. Duluth, MN

85. Saratoga Springs, NY

86. Richmond, VA

87. Flagstaff, AZ

88. Hartford, CT

89. Metro-Salt Lake City, UT

90. Frankfort, KY

91. Indianapolis

92. Cinncinatti, OH

93. Denver, CO

94. Trenton, NJ

95. Dover, Del.

96. Panama City, FL

97. Newport, RI

98. Madison, WI

99. Toledo, OH

100. Los Angeles, CA

  • http://www.facebook.com/Metalb4breakfast Snarky Mark

    Hooray for Dallas, 14 is ok.