Clearly, Mustached Americans are growing in clout and influence. The latest piece of evidence is this undercover video taken at a Kelly Clarkson concert showing how desperate she is to reach this influential audience of concert-going Mustached Americans.

For the record, Ms. Clarkson has never had a mustache and is not a Mustached American. Don’t be taken in by charlatans masquerading as one of us. As we continue to grow as the biggest block of consumers and voters, we will be watching closely for others who try to pass in this way.

Be vigilant, Mustache Nation!