St. Louis Rams fullback Brit Miller — no, not this creepy Britt Miller – is not a household name outside of the corridor between the University of Illinois at Champagne and St. Louis. But throughout his life, he’s been committed to maintaining a sexually dynamic Mustached American lifestyle.
Does that mean he wears a luxurious lip garment 365 days a year? No, he does not. But the converted linebacker from Decatur, IL, enjoys propagating the facial hair movement, and the American Mustache Institute Arizona Bureau arranged for this AMI Mustache Interview with Miller to ask him about his just-fired college coach Ron Zook, his NFL career, sexual dynamism, and if he’d rather make love to Oprah Winfrey or Halle Berry’s five-minute-dead corpse.