Hulk Hogan To TMZ: Mustache May Go

On January 12, 2012, by AMI Staff

Hulk Hogan, one of the beacons of freedom of the Mustached American community, has told TMZ (video below) that he is preparing to shave off his iconic lower nose foliage for a film role.

Hogan’s success in film, of course, is matched by only celluloid greats like Paul Newman and Herve Villechaize, with epic roles in vehicles like “Santa With Muscles” and “McCinsey’s Island.”

“I’m getting ready to go on some auditions,” he told TMZ.  “I’m getting ready to shave my head and my mustache. So that should be scary …”

When asked for comment, AMI’s Dr. Aaron Perlut was in shock.

“Mr. Hogan is seen as a longtime leading figure in the sexually dynamic Mustached American community,” he said. “Not only would the removal of his lower nose foliage cause angels in heaven to die and fall to earth — as is written in biblical texts — but it would send a poor message to young people of Mustached American descent who wish to embrace the Mustached American experience. We do hope that Mr. Hogan, for whom we have great reverence, reconsiders shaving his upper lip shading device as millions of those he has inspired would be greatly let down, leading to mass chaos and deep bouts of depression in the Mustached American community.”

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  • CJ

    Usally when people change somthing about themselves its either a new begining or because of stress. I think the Hulkster has a lot of stress and wants a new begining for himself…