Despite a run-time of just over 8 minutes, Milwaukee Brewers stopper and 2011 Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year John Axford shines in the music video “Mo’jor League” by The Reason, which also features fat guys with ponytails, baseball, dudes kissing mustaches onto girls, and someone dressed in a gorilla suit.

Life is good, friends. Life is good.