The Mustached American community knows and deeply respects John Oates.

After all, he dept the sexually dynamic Mustached American lifestyle alive in the 1980s, we’ve interviewed him about his epic career and rugged good looks, he played at ‘Stache Bash 2009 in St. Louis, and he continues to wax poetic about our way of life.

“A good mustache makes a man for many reasons,” he told VH1′s Mark Graham recently.

And then he went on to demonstrate his deep knowledge of lower nose forestry units and was asked to survey the landscape — from Ron Swanson to Magnum P.I. to Borat and more — and became the first Mustached American in history to use the word “sartorial.”

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