Mustaches Aplenty Descend on Denver

On September 20, 2016, by AMI Staff

In Denver this Saturday, Sept. 24, the 2016 Great American Beard and Moustache Championship will not highlight a mere one or two mustache geniuses, but rather, showcase an impressive six variations of the mouth brow. The most sexually dynamic of those among us can compete in the Natural, English, Imperial, Dali, Hungarian/Wild West, or Freestyle Moustache categories.

Or, if you happen to sport a graspable chin appendage, there are slots for Musketeer and Horseshoe (think Hulk Hogan) Partial Beards. Your significant other and kids may also get involved and make their own for the Artistic categories – Lord knows we love a woman with some face fur.

Keeping in line with the Mustached American’s storied tradition of using their superior good looks for the benefit of humanity, 100 percent of the proceeds will be split between two charities: Fisher House Foundation, the national charity best known for a network of comfort homes where military and veterans’ families can stay at no cost while a loved one is receiving treatment; and locally disbursed proceeds will benefit Rocky Mountain Cancer Assistance, a Denver-based non-profit providing financial assistance for the basic living needs of cancer patients receiving treatment in Colorado.

The Colorado has always been a welcoming destination for our people, and should you find yourself in the vicinity, know that your brothers and sisters from around the globe will be there to share in communal good looks, synergistic sexual dynamism, and good old-fashioned laser cocksmanship.

More information is available at the Facebook event or

You’re welcome.