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Clear Cutting, “Dramatic Events,” Lead AMI Keep to Rivas As Goulet in 2015

On October 7, 2015, by AMI Staff

After witnessing the first-ever resignation of a Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year in light of his lower nose forestry unit clear cutting, American Mustache Institute Chief Executive Officer Dr. Adam Paul Causgrove today announced a dramatic alteration to the 2015 Goulet award. “Brown’s shame was the Mustached American community’s gain, in that [...]

McAfee’s Candidacy Could Bring Mustached Americana to White House

On September 10, 2015, by AMI Staff

Most upright mammals have no idea who John McAfee is, but there’s a good chance your computer does. That’s because McAfee is was developer of the first commercial anti-virus program which for years bore the McAfee brand-name until it was bought by Intel. A natural-born person of Mustached American descent, McAfee just announced that he will seek the [...]

Beyond the No-No: Big-League Pitcher Jake Arrieta Strikes a Big Blow For Mustache Nation

On August 31, 2015, by Matt Baron

Chicago Cubs pitcher Jake Arrieta grabbed the sporting world spotlight on Sunday evening by throwing a sparkling no-hitter against the Los Angeles Dodgers. Alas, one remarkable athletic accomplishment is quickly upstaged by another. So, from one perspective, Arrieta will soon be lumped in with the likes of Cannonball Titcomb, Bumpus Jones and George Mogridge, members [...]

Beard Styles Submitted By Braun

On July 15, 2015, by AMI Staff

Apparently Braun is trying to reach the sexually dynamic Mustached American community in an attempt to articulate the most common facial hair for today’s man of rugged handsomeness and laser cocksmanship per the following infographic. For now, we’ll allow it.

Dollar Beard Club Scores With Laser Cocksmanship

On July 6, 2015, by AMI Staff

You’ve certainly heard of the Dollar Shave Club. You  know them because, in theory, they stand against the sexually dynamic Mustached American lifestyle — although in reality they do, in fact, support the Mustached American community. More relevant, however, have you ever heard of the Dollar Beard Club? Their mission entails, “Giving your beard the [...]

Bald Faced Discrimination In Hernando County Fire Department

On July 1, 2015, by AMI Staff

The locale for this sad story is Hernando County, Florida. The centerpiece are two very different men: First, the new battalion chief for the for the Hernando County Department of Fire Rescue, Patrick Taylor, who has a long history of firefighting service. The second is Mustached American Ed Sardegna, a twenty year veteran with the [...]

Goulet Award Default: Rivas Crowned 2014 Mustached American Of The Year

On May 21, 2015, by AMI Staff

Heavy is the head that wears the crown of the coveted Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year award, as the saying goes. In an unprecedented move in the annals of the history of the award, 2014 Goulet winner Stephen Brown of Richmond, Virginia, unexpectedly ceded his title to runner-up Troy Rivas of Albuquerque, [...]

March Capped with Moustachio Bashio in Stuart, Florida

On April 13, 2015, by AMI Staff

The money shot of Moustache March was a celebration perhaps greater than Halloween, Arbor Day and the Vietnamese Tet New Year combined — the annual Moustachio Bashio, a charitable fundraiser supporting Operation 300 held in March at Carsons Tavern in Stuart, Florida, where people of Mustached American descent, our female followers, and interested third parties gather to witness awards [...]

Toby McBeard Brings Sexy To Kids-Focused Media

On April 3, 2015, by AMI Staff

Beards are now so cool, even kids are sporting them, or apparently that’s what the minds at Coolfire Studios and DreamWorksTV would like us to think. The media and film companies just unveiled the new animated short-form comedy series, Toby McBeard, which is streaming at DreamWorksTV’s YouTube Channel. Toby is like any other second grader, just with an epic magical beard that can [...]

Mustache Hall of Fame Induction: Official Video

On March 31, 2015, by AMI Staff

On March 9 – which marks the passing of late U.S. President William Howard Taft – the American Mustache Institute, in partnership with City of Pittsburgh officials and supported by Wahl Grooming, unveiled perhaps the most important Hall of Fame in history: The Mustache Hall of Fame.  Revisit some of those ceremonies in the official video:

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