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Goulet Award Winner Axford Ends Streak, Leaves Note

On May 14, 2012, by AMI Staff

John Axford, the stellar Milwaukee Brewers relief pitcher who in 2011 took home the Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year award, finally demonstrated mortality by blowing a rare save attempt after converting a club-record 49 in a row. He didn’t want to stick around and talk to reporters afterward so he left the [...]

Wahl Trimmers Seeks Its Wahl Man of the Year

On May 14, 2012, by AMI Staff

Do you pride yourself on facial hair excellence? Do you wear your facial hair on your own terms – regardless of trends or what the boss man says? Have you ever kicked a vegetarian just for pleasure? Do you encourage bare faced mortals to see the light of day? If you answered “yes” to any [...]

Mustached American Bo Muller-Moore Takes on Chick-fil-A

On May 13, 2012, by AlfredPacker

The facial-hair fraternity is well known for its creativity and independence and it is not unusual for those with lip sweaters to be small-business innovators and job creators. Indeed, Mustached Americans are an integral part of our economic recovery and it is rare that those sporting the ‘stache back down from a fight, especially if [...]

Pinnacle Moment As Las Vegas Convention to Feature Clay-Animated Mustached American

On May 7, 2012, by AMI Staff

When you’re featured in Vegas, life is good. Very good. That’s why the Mustached American community reached a pinnacle moment when it was announced that the Segway-riding, chalkboard-loving, leisure suit-wearing brainiac Professor Wattson will become the first mustached clay-animated American to be featured at a Las Vegas convention. Professor Wattson (who has no first name), [...]

AMI Endorses Authoritarian Leaderhsip of Ray Thomas in Brazos County

On April 27, 2012, by AMI Staff

Noting his commitment to ruggedly swift judicial decisiveness and a with a decorated career as a Mustached American law enforcement officer, the non-partisan American Mustache Institute today endorsed Ray Thomas for District Attorney of Brazos County, Texas. “The breadth of Ray’s commitment to a dynamic Mustached American lifestyle, as well as his experience in both [...]

George Mason Mustache Alliance Stumps For Stache Act

On April 25, 2012, by AMI Staff

Following the groundbreaking recent Million Mustache March — which brought roughly 1 million Mustached Americans and interested third parties to Washington, D.C. on April 1 in support of the Stache Act – the George Mason Mustache Alliance held an information rally to educate students about the Act at the university’s main campus in Northern Virginia. [...]

Actor & Comedian Wayne Brady Kidnaps Mustached American for Tax Break

On April 16, 2012, by AMI Staff

While he doesn’t typically celebrate a sexually dynamic Mustached American lifestyle, actor and comedian Wayne Brady longs to own and operate thick, dense lower nose foliage. But as a sufferer of Bare Upper Lip Disorder (BULD), he simply struggles to grow a luxurious upper mouth shading device. Who knew? Now, with Tax Day tomorrow, the [...]

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