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Clothier Betabrand Mocks Beards, Violates Federal Law, In Effort To Find Relevance

On June 27, 2014, by AMI Staff

You may never have heard of fledgling online clothier Betabrand. Until this week, the American Mustache Institute’s retail technology and modern warfare division had not either. At first glance it appears to be very much like CafePress – a longtime supporter of the sexually dynamic Mustached American lifestyle (mustache store here) – in that the platform [...]

Beard Husks On Sidewalk Indicate Start Of Hipster Molting Season

On June 26, 2014, by AMI Staff

News organizations are reporting on the largest Hipster Molting Season on record as beards are lying along street corners across Brooklyn’s Williamsburg neighborhood and hipster communities nationwide.

Schick Attacks People Of Facial Hair, AMI & Beard Team USA Call For #ScrewSchick

On June 16, 2014, by AMI Staff

It goes without saying that due to the work of the American Mustache Institute, Beard Team U.S.A, and other noteworthy organizations, living a life of facial hair is far more acceptable today than it had been just 20 years ago. AMI research demonstrates that not only are more than 62 percent of U.S. males wearing [...]

No Lose Situation In Iowa Governor’s Race

On June 13, 2014, by AMI Staff

You probably have not heard about Iowa’s gubernatorial race between Terry Branstad and Jack Hatch, but it’s an important contest for the Mustached American community. Why, you ask? Perhaps you’re thinking, “Isn’t Iowa a relatively irrelvant plot of land somewhere between North Dakota and Guam?” Actually, there’s a lot to like about Iowa according to Scott [...]

Staten Island Yankees Look To Break Mustache Record

On June 12, 2014, by AMI Staff

The Staten Island Yankees are looking to break a sexually dynamic record at the team’s home opener this Friday — but not for most home runs. In a bid to break the Guinness Book World Record for most fake mustaches worn at the same place at the same time, the stadium will dole out a fake mustache [...]

Chicago White Sox GM Rick Hahn Placed On Notice By American Mustache Institute

On June 5, 2014, by AMI Staff

As reported by the HallOfVeryGood, Chicago White Sox pitcher Chris Sale was recently forced to shave his beard by fledgling field manager Robin Ventura. Seeing this as a stark violation of Mr. Sale’s civil liberties, your American Mustache Institute filed legal papers and sent the following correspondence to White Sox general manager Rick Hahn. Mr. [...]

The Death of A Mustache: An Obituary

On June 2, 2014, by AMI Staff

This shameful and disturbing obituary was delivered to your American Mustache Institute today along with a bag of hair. As it is written in biblical text that, “each time a mustache is shaved an angel in heaven dies and falls to earth,” we can only wish his beautiful upper mouth shading unit Godspeed: It is [...]

Mr. T And His Beard Turn 62

On May 21, 2014, by AMI Staff

Today legendary entertainer Laurence Tureaud, as well as his beard, turns 62. Not familiar with that name? You certainly know him. Everyone, actually, knows him. Let us refresh your memory: First name, Mr; Middle name, period; Last name, T. The artist formerly known as Tureaud is of course Mr. T, and during this week of his [...]

Bearded Heroes Hijack Idaho Debate

On May 16, 2014, by AMI Staff

This past Wednesday’s GOP gubernatorial primary debate in Idaho set a new standard for debates in this country thanks to the two Bearded Americans who turned it into an event that NPR called “amazing.” Leading the way were Walt Bayes, a full-bearded Santa Claus look-alike and abortion opponent and father of 16; and Harley Brown, a leather-clad [...]

Lyft Waxes About Cars and Mustaches Via Its Carstache

On May 6, 2014, by AMI Staff

Using a spokesperson speaking in the British language, Lyft is openly discussing its Carstache 2.0 and the approach it takes to examine and match cars and mustaches.

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