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Mustaches Aplenty Descend on Denver

On September 20, 2016, by AMI Staff

In Denver this Saturday, Sept. 24, the 2016 Great American Beard and Moustache Championship will not highlight a mere one or two mustache geniuses, but rather, showcase an impressive six variations of the mouth brow. The most sexually dynamic of those among us can compete in the Natural, English, Imperial, Dali, Hungarian/Wild West, or Freestyle Moustache categories. Or, [...]

Nominations Open for 2016-17 Goulet Awards

On September 8, 2016, by AMI Staff

Maybe it will be litigious former wrestler Hulk Hogan for taking down Gawker, little known Ricardo Ruiz from San Antonio, professional golfer Rickie Fowler, or even Glee star Lea Michele. The optimal question being: Who is worthy of nomination for the American Mustache Institute’s 2016-17 Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year presented by [...]

St. Louis Cardinals Honor AMI’s Decade of Mustache Leadership

On August 17, 2016, by AMI Staff

On August 6, 2016, the St. Louis Cardinals honored the American Mustache Institute’s past decade of militant advocacy and laser cocksmanship which changed the way sexually dynamic mammals perceive and accept mustaches, beards and goatees.

‘Stache Scale Analysis: Laugh.ly a Hit as Double Minority Louis C.K. Most Streamed Comic

On August 11, 2016, by AMI Staff

It’s an understood reality that Louis C.K. leads the life of a double minority: A person of Mustached American heritage and a ginger. Indeed, if you added in his mid-section heft and baldness to the mix, without his celebrity his standing would be that of a one-eyed horseshoe fitter at best in broader society. But [...]

Mengden Works to Revive Mustache Gang In Oakland

On June 23, 2016, by AMI Staff

Being that it’s 2016, you may have never heard of The Mustache Gang, a term coined for the 1972 Oakland Athletic’s baseball team that broke the traditionally conservative baseball views by sporting mustaches during the regular season. How did the Gang come to fruition? Reggie Jackson showed up to spring training with a mustache claiming [...]

Dance Cheetah Prepares for 2016 Air Guitar Championships

On May 27, 2016, by AMI Staff

Romeo Dance Cheetah is more than just a music correspondent for the American Mustache Institute. He is, in fact, the 2010 U.S. Air Guitar Champion who once competed on America’s Got Talent to the delight of judges Sharon Osbourne and Howard Stern. And as the 2016 U.S. championships approach on June 24 in Chicago — Dance Cheetah [...]

Tangipahoa Parish Schools Violate Civil Liberties of Valedictorian

On May 23, 2016, by AMI Staff

Scholar-athlete Andrew Jones — the valedictorian of Amite High School in Amite, Louisiana, who has a 4.0 grade point average — was recently barred from marching in his school’s graduation ceremony. Why? A mustache. “Our school board has a policy that does not allow any facial hair on male students,” said Tangipahoa Parish school superintendent Mark [...]

Cryderman Wins Fifth Folicular Excellence Scholarship

On May 20, 2016, by AMI Staff

It’s May which of course means award season as the American Mustache Institute recognizes great young minds in the facial hair world. And for the fifth year, a graduating senior at Jenson Beach (Florida) High School benefitted from AMI’s austerity. Jacob Cryderman became the fifth and perhaps most deeply committed recipient of the honor cited [...]

Beard Tax Proposed in UK By Asshole Barber Anthony Kent

On May 18, 2016, by AMI Staff

Beards are arguably the hottest fashion accessories for men. For those of us who have lived a sexually dynamic life of facial hair for many years are deeply amused by the douchebag likes of Ryan Seacrest and Joe Buck embracing our culture, but it’s flattering none the less. Despite the current popularity, beards remain deeply [...]

The Excommunication of a Missouri Representative

On May 18, 2016, by AMI Staff

The 20th Century was a roller coaster for people of Mustached American descent, opening with one of the most influential Americans owning and operating a domineering mustache — and a majority of U.S. residents agreed it was presidential material. Thus, Teddy Roosevelt took us through eight powerful years in the White House, befitting a Mustached American [...]

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