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Bearded Liberal Redneck Sounds Off on Transgender Bathroom Debate

On April 28, 2016, by AMI Staff

The bearded Liberal Redneck, who previously sounded off on the Tennessee Legislature’s designation of the Holy Bible as the state’s official state book, is now throwing his hat into the conversation about transgender restrooms. As he notes, he “don’t rightly appreciate the prevailing rhetoric in opposition to gender neutral bathrooms. Not nary bit.” Wise words, [...]

Billy Dee Comes Home to Every Time

On April 27, 2016, by AMI Staff

While many in America had abandoned the sexually dynamic Mustached American lifestyle in the 1980s, Billy Dee Williams embraced it. The man “Star Wars” fanatics know only as Lando Calrissian epitomized the core essence of 1980s-era mustache culture as the spokesman for Colt 45, ensuring viewers understood the fundamental fact that the malt liquor worked [...]

American Mustache Institute Files Truth-In-Advertising Legal Brief Against Taco Bell Over Quesalupa

On April 22, 2016, by AMI Staff

In launching the chain’s relatively new Quesalupa offering, Taco Bell captured the attention of the American dining public. However, understanding that people of Mustached American descent consume mass quantities of meats and cheeses, Taco Bell has particularly targeted the Mustached American peoples. And as a result, the American Mustache Institute (AMI) launched what became a seven [...]

At Behest of Mustache Institute, Federal Government Sues UPS

On March 23, 2016, by AMI Staff

Unwilling to negotiate in good faith with the American Mustache Institute on a matter deemed a civil liberties violation, the U.S. government, at the urging of AMI,  sued United Parcel Service (UPS) on Wednesday. In its legal brief, the federal government accused the nation’s largest package delivery company of discriminating against employees who must wear beards [...]

Enhancing Sexual Dynamism By Shaving?

On March 23, 2016, by AMI Staff

Did you know some experts — perhaps misguided ones — believe you can boost your sex appeal if you shave properly (while leaving at least a robust mustache, of course)? Some women — many of them utter pains in the ass — are more attracted to well groomed men. Even though you have a beard [...]

Experience the 2016 International Mustache Hall of Fame Induction Ceremonies

On March 15, 2016, by AMI Staff

Last week, a rousing 2016 International Mustache Hall of Fame (HOF) induction ceremony was held in Pittsburgh City Hall as American Mustache Institute Chief Executive Officer Dr. Adam Causgrove and Wahl unveiled the HOF’s second class which features facial hair luminaries including the late U.S. President Chester A. Arthur, Wyatt Earp, actor Carl Weathers, late runner Steve Prefontaine, musician “Weird” Al Yankovic and animated [...]

A Mustached American Tragedy: Remembering Thomas E. Dewey

On March 15, 2016, by AMI Staff

In these times of bare-faced presidential elective politics, the hearts of the global facial hair community is heavy. The day was March 4, 1913, and unbeknownst to the American populous, a seachange was about to occur in presidential politics. Woodrow Wilson was inaugurated President of the United States, and it marked the end of the last [...]

YANKOVIC, ARTHUR & APOLLO CREED HEADLINE NEW CLASS OF MUSTACHE HALL OF FAME INDUCTEES

On March 11, 2016, by AMI Staff

Sexual dynamism was on display as facial hair history was made this morning during a rousing The International Mustache Hall of Fame induction ceremony in Pittsburgh City Hall with the Hall’s second class being introduced by the leadership of the American Mustache Institute (AMI). An endeavor of AMI and Wahl Trimmers to canonize the superior attractiveness of people of [...]

The Whispers Under Consideration For Mustache Hall of Fame

On March 4, 2016, by AMI Staff

With the Mustache Hall of Fame induction scheduled for March 11 in Pittsburgh, important questions loom. Take, for example the case of the music act The Whispers. In 1964 in Watts, Calif., The Whispers formed with original members including twin brothers Wallace “Scotty” and Walter Scott, along with Gordy Harmon, Marcus Hutson and Nicholas Caldwell. Scotty Scott’s fluid, [...]

Schibel Mourns Mustache After Barbershop Mishap

On March 3, 2016, by AMI Staff

More than three years ago, Los Angeles-area marketing professional Mike Schibel discovered and accepted a sexually dynamic Mustached Americana into his life. He embraced his lower nose foliage with great fervor and laser cocksmanship, growing his mustache to rugged density and impressive flavor-savability ratings.  Then came a visit to Floyd’s Barberhop in Venice, Calif., and [...]

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