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The leading source of information and news about the sexually dynamic Mustached American lifestyle and the effort to end discrimination against the global flavor saving movement

Kluber Beard Guides AL Cy Young Victory

On November 13, 2014, by AMI Staff

Corey Kluber of the Cleveland Indians was named the American League’s top pitcher, winning his first Cy Young Award. You don’t fucking say?  The deeply bearded Kluber — who pretty much sucked ass before growing a facial forestry unit — captured 17 first-place votes and 169 points, narrowly edging out clean-shaven mortal Felix Hernandez of the Mariners who earned the [...]

AMERICAN MUSTACHE INSTITUTE LAUNCHES MUSTACHE HALL OF FAME

On October 30, 2014, by AMI Staff

The most important physical feature is finally receiving its own Hall of Fame. To celebrate the long-standing rugged attractiveness of the global people of mustache and to combat the discrimination of those who adopt the superior attractiveness of facial hair, the American Mustache Institute today announced plans for the first-ever International Mustache Hall of Fame [...]

Richmond Native Brown Claims Goulet Honor

On October 28, 2014, by AMI Staff

A raucous crowd celebrating the sexually dynamic Mustached American lifestyle at  non-partisan American Mustache Institute’s ‘Stache Bash 2014 witnessed a grand showing as the Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year, presented by Wahl Trimmers, was presented to Richmond native Stephen “Dash” Brown. A longtime proponent of the sexually dynamic Mustached American lifestyle, a tireless activist [...]

Babyface in Beardland

On October 28, 2014, by Babyface Sundy

Last Saturday, I attended The World Beard and Moustache Championships held in the richly bearded city of Portland, Oregon.  Despite recent controversy over the event’s legitimacy, it proved to be a magnificent experience.  In full disclosure, I am a clean-shaven mortal.  In a recent moment of weakness, I decided to level my face forest and [...]

Mustached Canadian Chris Hadfield Reaches For Stars With Space Photos

On October 17, 2014, by AMI Staff

You may have never heard of a Canadian person of facial hair named Chris Hadfield. But he is a hero to people of Mustached American heritage, the weaker Canadian species, and people of Delaware. If you visit Hadfield’s website, one of the first things you read about him is, “A moustache can tell you a [...]

Blondes Out, Brunettes in – Take That Pam Anderson!

On October 13, 2014, by AMI Staff

Mustached Americans have spent many nights considering the finer points of Pamela Anderson, even after Tommy Lee jack-hammered her on his boat and Kid Rock provided Ms. Anderson with a generous case of Hepatitis C. Indeed, we always assumed that our tastes in women were in the majority — from Marilyn Monroe to Madonna, Charlize [...]

Mustache Czar To Hold Fireside Chat at VCU

On October 7, 2014, by AMI Staff

With discrimination continuing to face people of facial hair worldwide, American Mustache Institute chief executive officer Dr. Adam Paul Causgrove will hold a fireside chat on the plight of the sexually dynamic Mustached American experience on the campus of Virginia Commonwealth University at noon on Friday, Oct. 24, at the VCU Student Commons. The fireside [...]

Mustache Institute Unveils Goulet Award Finalists, Announces Annual Celebration Coming to Richmond

On October 2, 2014, by AMI Staff

Goulet Award winner will attend benefit in Richmond for area children’s charities through M4K As the world’s leading facial hair advocacy organization and think tank today opened voting for the Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year, the American Mustache Institute (AMI) confirmed it will bring its annual charitable benefit – along with a [...]

Mustache Heavy Wrestling Extravaganza Returns to Norwalk, Ohio

On September 18, 2014, by AMI Staff

Laser cocksmen, beware. The mustache heavy wrestling EXTRAVAGANZA returns to Norwalk, Ohio, yet again on Sept. 28. The EXTRAVAGANZA is a single day vintage variety show celebrating the sport of professional wrestling as it was presented during the roarin’ 20s with a portion the event proceeds to the Norwalk United Fund, to support locally funded programs [...]

Nominations Open for 2014 Goulet Awards

On September 2, 2014, by AMI Staff

Perhaps it could be Murray City, Utah, Mayor Dan Snarr? Maybe the pitching staff of the Cleveland Indians? Or what about U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder or Capt. Ronald Johnson of the Missouri Highway Patrol? The American Mustache Institute has opened nominations for the 2014 Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year presented by Wahl Trimmer , [...]

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