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Naked Rebel Honors Mustached Americana

On February 25, 2013, by AMI Staff

The American Mustache Institute recently formed an alliance with Napa Valley-based Naked Rebel Winery, which honors people of Mustached American descent with every bottle of its hand-crafted Napa Valley Cabernet Sauvignon/Amador County Syrah. “We work to honor your Mustached American sexual dynamism with our world-class wines,” said Naked Rebel founder, winemaker, and chief cuddler, Chip Forsythe. AMI [...]

Aspiring Mustached American Correspondence Calls For Hope

On February 22, 2013, by AMI Staff

What follows is a recent correspondence with an aspiring Mustached American: Dear AMI, I write this message with a great sadness in my heart. A sadness that grows stronger with each passing minute. I am often reminded of my inadequacy every time I look at my father with his majestic mustache seemingly indifferent to my [...]

Harlem Shake — Mustache Edition

On February 21, 2013, by AMI Staff

Yes, we are all sick of the Harlem Shake. But this is worth it. You’re welcome.

Atlantic City Beerfest Coming With Mustache Flavor

On February 4, 2013, by AMI Staff

On April 5-6 in Atlantic City, New Jersey, 20,000 mammals will descend upon the area for the Atlantic City Beerfest & Music Festival which features a strong mustache component in the Mustache Lounge. We’ll be reporting more on the event as it approaches but here is just a taste.

Hammer Time: Wahl Announces Best Facial Hair With 2012 Wahl Man of the Year

On February 1, 2013, by AMI Staff

For the seventh year in a row, Wahl’s mobile barbershop traveled across the country looking for men to go mano y mano in a facial hair face-off. The style defining delegates who ‘made the cut’ were crowned champion of their city, but only one demonstrated facial hair excellence above all others. This year Andrew Hammer [...]

Pittsburgh Mayor Honors Mustached American of the Year

On January 28, 2013, by AMI Staff

The barefaced mortal mayor of Pittsburgh, Luke Ravenstahl, recently honored hometown hero Adam Paul Causgrove, who in October was named the American Mustache Institute’s 2012 Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year. The City of Pittsburgh, of course, has a rich tradition of Mustached Americana, most notably represented by its heritage of a heavily mustached Steel [...]

SoCo’s Comfortable Speedo Guy Predicts Weather

On January 16, 2013, by AMI Staff

The Mustached mammal pimping Southern Comfort while wearing a classic speedo is now predicting weather via comfortableweatherguy.com.

Author J.C. Hutchins is a Face-ist

On December 20, 2012, by AMI Staff

The superior and sexually dynamic mustached American lifestyle has come under attack. On Thursday, noted science fiction author J.C. Hutchins made a brazen statement about the facially-advantaged people: The statement came in the comments section of a post in which the author stated America needs a shave. To ensure Hutchins had ample opportunity to clarify, [...]

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