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© 2011 American Mustache Institute
The AMI Blog
The leading source of information and news about the sexually dynamic Mustached American lifestyle and the effort to end discrimination against the global flavor saving movement
AMI Staff & Administration, The 2011 campaign has represented a banner year for the American Mustache Institute and the overall Mustached American community in terms of growth, prosperity, feline murder, and the further enhancement of rugged good looks. We witnessed yet another increase in the total number of Americans who have adopted a sexually dynamic [...]
Following the American Mustache Institute’s ongoing directive against Communism, vegans, and cat ownership, a Mustached American operative working under the direction of the AMI’s new Far East bureau in Yamagata, Japan has claimed responsibility for the death of North Korean leader Kim Jon Il.
The awards keep pouring in for John Axford, the Milwaukee Brewers reliever and Canadian citizen named the 2011 Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year. This week it was announced that he has won the Tip O’Neill Award given out annually by the Canadian Baseball Hall of Fame to the player with the “most [...]
The following is a special contribution from Mustached American teen Caleb Brookhart who attends and plays lacrosse for North Carroll High School in Hampstead, Maryland. “Cum Catcher,” “Dirty Sanchez,” “Pube ‘Stache” — these are just some of the derogatory names that have been shouted at me since I made the life changing decision to grow [...]
Time Magazine today named “The Protestor” as the magazine’s Person of the Year, citing, among other 2011 protest efforts, the American Mustache Institute’s October 28 Occupy The Upper Lip march in Chicago. Mentioned alongside regime changing protests in Libya and Egypt — as well as the nationwide Occupy Wall Street protests — AMI’s Occupy The Upper [...]
The American Mustache Institute has opened its first Far East Bureau to operate out of Yamagata, Japan, under the stewardship of Bureau Chief Denny Pollard, known for his iron-fisted leadership and rugged good looks among his Japanese counterparts in the eastern region of the country. Pollard’s focus as he builds the Far East Bureau will [...]
This week the disgraced and bare-lipped mortal actor Alec Baldwin – wearing a good looking mustache to appeal to the Mustached American community — went on Saturday Night Live to apologize to himself due to his recent behavior on board an American Airlines flight.
In 2010, the American Mustache Institute’s holiday gift guide video gave you suggestions ranging from upscale shavers and brushes from West Coast Shaving, mustache bottle accoutrements from Flat Lab Designs, The Moustache Calendar, and some girly winery that only Dave Navarro would enjoy. The 2011 holiday gift guide video, shot by the good folks at [...]
Stout Industries revolutionary new “’Stache Yourself” Metal Mirror has been named “The Official Mirror of the American Mustache Institute” and has become the first officially licensed mustached-based product by AMI. “Our studies show that a mustache increases anyone’s good looks by 38 percent,” said Dr. Aaron Xavier Perlut, Chairman of the AMI. “The mirror is [...]