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Staten Island Yankees Look To Break Mustache Record

On June 12, 2014, by AMI Staff

The Staten Island Yankees are looking to break a sexually dynamic record at the team’s home opener this Friday — but not for most home runs. In a bid to break the Guinness Book World Record for most fake mustaches worn at the same place at the same time, the stadium will dole out a fake mustache [...]

Chicago White Sox GM Rick Hahn Placed On Notice By American Mustache Institute

On June 5, 2014, by AMI Staff

As reported by the HallOfVeryGood, Chicago White Sox pitcher Chris Sale was recently forced to shave his beard by fledgling field manager Robin Ventura. Seeing this as a stark violation of Mr. Sale’s civil liberties, your American Mustache Institute filed legal papers and sent the following correspondence to White Sox general manager Rick Hahn. Mr. [...]

The Death of A Mustache: An Obituary

On June 2, 2014, by AMI Staff

This shameful and disturbing obituary was delivered to your American Mustache Institute today along with a bag of hair. As it is written in biblical text that, “each time a mustache is shaved an angel in heaven dies and falls to earth,” we can only wish his beautiful upper mouth shading unit Godspeed: It is [...]

Mr. T And His Beard Turn 62

On May 21, 2014, by AMI Staff

Today legendary entertainer Laurence Tureaud, as well as his beard, turns 62. Not familiar with that name? You certainly know him. Everyone, actually, knows him. Let us refresh your memory: First name, Mr; Middle name, period; Last name, T. The artist formerly known as Tureaud is of course Mr. T, and during this week of his [...]

Bearded Heroes Hijack Idaho Debate

On May 16, 2014, by AMI Staff

This past Wednesday’s GOP gubernatorial primary debate in Idaho set a new standard for debates in this country thanks to the two Bearded Americans who turned it into an event that NPR called “amazing.” Leading the way were Walt Bayes, a full-bearded Santa Claus look-alike and abortion opponent and father of 16; and Harley Brown, a leather-clad [...]

Lyft Waxes About Cars and Mustaches Via Its Carstache

On May 6, 2014, by AMI Staff

Using a spokesperson speaking in the British language, Lyft is openly discussing its Carstache 2.0 and the approach it takes to examine and match cars and mustaches.

AMI Seeks New Greatest Sports Mustache

On May 6, 2014, by AMI Staff

With Keith Hernandez having shaved, and thus shamed, his way out of the “Greatest Sports Mustache” title as voted on by the general public in 2007, the American Mustache Institute today launched an endeavor with real-time fan opinion mobile app SportsCstr to find a new greatest sports mustache based on public opinion. Voting will occur over the [...]

Redskins Cheerleaders Get Sexually Dynamic In Selfie Parody

On April 28, 2014, by AMI Staff

Awhile back you may have seen the ridiculous “SELFIE” video by The Chainsmokers, which in essence was a parody with super hot chicks and d-bags taking selfies. That was all well and good, but now the Washington Redskins cheerleaders — or @1stLadiesOfFB as they are known on Twitter — are spoofing #SELFIE and we can’t help but enjoy this [...]

Cycling Inspiration, Sturgis, And Mustaches

On April 28, 2014, by AMI Staff

It is not common for a person of Mustached American heritage to grow up on two wheels, and I am indeed no exception. It all started at the tender age of three, when my estranged uncle Irving raised me to believe that attending the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally was the only way a boy could become [...]

Washington Redskins Owner Dan Snyder

On April 23, 2014, by AMI Staff

It’s not every day one gets to meet an owner of a National Football League team, particularly if you have a mustache — unless you hang around St. Louis (Stan Kronke) or Jacksonville (Shahid Khan). But alas, thus was the case as my mustache and me found ourselves sitting in the bright sun on a [...]

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