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*Ronnie Moore of Decatur, Ala., is a two-time finalist for the Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year Every morning, I take the opportunity to view myself in the mirror. I see a guy fighting for a dream. I see a twenty-something quickly approaching thirty. I see a motivated, mustachioed guy with irons in [...]
The official video chronicling ‘Stache Bash 2012, presented by Wahl Trimmer and featuring the winner of the 2012 Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year, Adam Paul Causgrove.
Transylvania, Romania 31 October 2012 Dear Sirs: I write you to ask your assistance in correcting a growing misconception. I, you see, am a vampire (one of the last in existence in fact), and a great travesty has come to my attention: It has become fashionable to portray us in your films and television programs [...]
On a beautiful Arizona night at ‘Stache Bash 2012 in front of some 1,000 Mustached Americans and interested third parties, Pittsburgh-native Adam Paul Causgrove was crowned the American Mustache Institute’s 2012 Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year, presented by Wahl Trimmers. In what has historically been a close competition, Causgrove – a University [...]
We don’t know much about CrossWick Music other than it’s a musical endeavor by a spicy starlet named Katelyn Holub. “Holub,” of course, is a name of Czech origin meaning “pigeon,” although in certain Sik (India) villages it also translates to “thighs with the strength to kill a rabid goat.” Katelyn tells us, however, that [...]
If you’ve haven’t heard of 2012 Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year finalist Bo Muller-Moore and his tale of corporate bullying by Chick Fil-A, perhaps you should. In short, Muller-Moore created a campaign to encourage the consumption of kale, calling it “Eat More Kale.” Chick Fil-A sent him a cease and desist and [...]
A new effort has launched called the Mustache Open, a planned golf tour celebrating the sexually dynamic Mustached American lifestyle from tee to green. You can read more about it on the tour’s website and this video provides some insight into the ideation behind the Mustache Open.
From American Mustache Institute science not recognized by Todd Akin, L. Ron Hubbard, nor the Easter Bunny, it is broadly understood that most Americans — and even Delaware residents — appreciate a great-looking lower nose curtain. And with this in mind we recommend the observance of Wahl’s Man of St. Louis Andrew Hammer’s ruggedly handsome [...]