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Petriken: Surfing Legend, Cocksman, Mustached American

On November 16, 2011, by AMI Staff

Surfing and a healthy lower nose forest go together like Diablo Cody and herpes. So we weren’t so surprised to see surfing impresario and epic cocksman Tom Petriken demonstrating his legendary pipe riding chops, all while enjoying the trappings of a sexually dynamic Mustached American lifestyle. If you’re a surfing fan, do check out the [...]

Cleveland Brown of FOX Television’s “The Cleveland Show”

On November 16, 2011, by AMI Staff

With the Fall television season in full swing, the American Mustache Institute continues its award winning Mustache Interview series by catching up with Cleveland Brown, the star of FOX Television’s “The Cleveland Show,” airing on Sunday nights at 8:30 p.m. EST. Speaking via cell phone from Los Angeles where he was delivering a speech to [...]

U.S. Falls Behind Canada Again: Northern Neighbor’s Currency Sprouts a ‘Stache

On November 15, 2011, by AMI Staff

First it was John Axford, a Canadian winning the Mustached American of the Year Award. Now, comes the news that Canada, our fine neighbor to the North, I believe, has introduced a $100 bill featuring Sir Roger Borden, the Canadian emperor who’s sporting a mustache on the bill. That’s right, their currency has a Mustached [...]

Top Story Weekly Parodies AMI, Pays Homage to Brimley

On November 14, 2011, by AMI Staff

Top Story Weekly has parodied the staff and administration of the American Mustache Institute and paid homage to the greatest Mustached American diabetic in history, Wilfred Brimley, in this video (below) about AMI’s decision to withdraw support for Herman Cain. In thoroughly reviewing the video, AMI’s only concern and the source of our pending legal [...]

Confessions of a Bare Lipped Mortal

On November 10, 2011, by AMI Staff

As I stepped out of the shower this morning and gazed at myself in the mirror with my ever-present empty feeling, I am once again reminded that something is missing from my face and fall even further into my deep, dark depression.  God has been kind to me and given me almost every facial tool [...]

AMI Rescinds Cain Endorsement Amidst Allegations

On November 9, 2011, by AMI Staff

Amid a storm of allegations levied against Herman Cain, the American Mustache Institute today announced it had rescinded its endorsement for his presidential candidacy. Concerns began when members of the AMI administration, during a campus scouting visit near Washington, D.C., visited a Godfather’s Pizza in the town of Cross Junction, Va. “We ordered the ‘All [...]

Goulet Finalist Ronnie Moore Discusses Mustache, Award Standing

On November 9, 2011, by AMI Staff

Ronnie Moore, who finished third in online voting for the Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year, recently appeared on the “The Water Cooler” show in Decatur, Ala., to discuss his experience as a Goulet award competitor, his lip sweater, and other famous mouth umbrellas.

J. Edgar, a Movie Review

On November 9, 2011, by AMI Staff

Okay, first things first: Early in the new film “J. Edgar” starting Leonardo DiCaprio, there’s a key scene in which J. Edgar Hoover kicks out a G-Man for sporting a mustache. The poor guy tells J. Edgar that the ladies loved it which, it turns out, is the wrong thing to say to this revisionist [...]

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