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John Axford: 2011 Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year

On October 29, 2011, by AMI Staff

Controversy Erupts As Canadian Wins Award Named for Canadian, But Not Supposed to Be Won by Foreigner CHICAGO – John Axford, the pitcher who this year led the Milwaukee Brewers to the National League Championship Series for the first time in 29 years, was named the 2011 Mustached American of the Year by the American [...]

Annual Rite: AMI Offers “Smaller” Admission to ‘Stache Bash for Smaller People

On October 28, 2011, by AMI Staff

Adhering to Mustached American doctrine and strict American Mustache Institute tradition, AMI will grant “smaller” admission prices to midgets, anyone suffering from Dwarfism, or other “Little People” to ‘Stache Bash 2011 at Joe’s Bar on Friday, Oct. 28. “Little people, like Mustached Americans, understand what it’s like to face discrimination,” said Dr. Abraham Jonas Froman, [...]

FOX Chicago News: Group Stands for Mustached Americans

On October 28, 2011, by AMI Staff

Earlier today, in advance of ‘Stache Bash 2011 tonight at Joe’s Bar in Chicago, FOX Chicago News welcomed on American Mustache Institute Chairman Dr. Aaron Perlut to discuss the Occupy The Upper Lip rally the night prior, as well as to examine the sexually dynamic Mustached American lifestyle. Group Stands Up for Mustached Americans, Raises [...]

Mustache March Consumes Chicago’s Wicker Park Neighborhood

On October 28, 2011, by AMI Staff

Wicker Park, Chicago – Occupy…..your upper lip! Occupy…. our upper lip! If you love it cover it, occupy your upper lip! If you love it cover it, occupy your upper lip! One day prior to the charitable ‘Stache Bash 2011, those chants were heard in the lip sweater-rich confines of Chicago’s Wicker Park neighborhood. American [...]

AMI Considers Reelection Endorsement of San Francisco Mayor Ed Lee

On October 26, 2011, by AMI Staff

The administration of the American Mustache Institute is in deep policy discussions with the San Francisco Mayor Ed Lee and his advisers as to whether AMI will officially support Lee’s reelection bid. “We are inclined to support Interim Mayor Lee as his position as a Mustached American leader of a great city like San Francisco [...]

Chicago Mustache March Calls to ‘Occupy The Upper Lip’

On October 25, 2011, by AMI Staff

Chicago – Occupy the upper lip! Occupy the upper lip! One day prior to the charitable ‘Stache Bash 2011, those chants will be heard in the lip sweater-rich confines of Chicago’s Wicker Park neighborhood.  Staff members of the American Mustache Institute, members of Chicago music act The Flavor Savers, and Mustached Americans will march to [...]

Brewers Closer John Axford To Attend ‘Stache Bash in Chicago

On October 25, 2011, by AMI Staff

With final preparations underway for ‘Stache Bash 2011 in Chicago, presented by Miller Lite, Milwaukee Brewers closer John Axford has announced that he will attend the charitable event on Friday, Oct. 28 in Chicago, hoping to win the “Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year” award. “My mustache and I are rather confident that [...]

Mr. Holland’s Mustache Comes Back to Haunt Cardinals GM Mozeliak

On October 25, 2011, by AMI Staff

St. Louis Cardinals general manager John Mozeliak has been called a lot of things: bright, shrewd, sharp, a hilarious jokester, and a swell square dancer. Possibly we should add “ignorant” to that list. Let me explain. About a year ago, I wrote that I had asked Mozeliak whether he was concerned about the lack of [...]

Former Mustached American Talks to AMI on Chicago’s Fox 50

On October 25, 2011, by AMI Staff

With ‘Stache Bash approaching on Friday, Oct. 28 at Joe’s Bar in Chicago, the city’s FOX affiliate, MyFoxChicago 50, hosted American Mustache Institute Chairman Dr. Aaron Perlut to discuss all things lip sweater. Dr. Perlut hesitantly spoke with weekend anchor Larry Yellen, a former Mustached American who in a fit of shame removed his lower [...]

AMI’s Dr. Perlut And Flavor Savers BelAir Set Stage in Chicago on WLS-TV

On October 24, 2011, by AMI Staff

American Mustache Institute Chairman Dr. Aaron Perlut and Rodney BelAir of The Flavor Savers appeared Sunday morning on Chicago’s WLS-TV (ABC) to speak with anchor Ben Bradley, a clean shaven mortal, about ‘Stache Bash 2011, which will occur this Friday, Oct. 28 at Joe’s Bar in the River West Neighborhood. Despite Bradley’s presence, good looks [...]

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