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The Mustached American and the Power of Fine Scotch Whiskey

On December 3, 2015, by AMI Staff

American Mustache Institute science has consistently demonstrated the unique affinity that people of Mustached American heritage have for fine Scotch whiskey. In fact, our AMI’s Dept. of Abstract Medical Science & Dance has commonly proscribed Scotch consumption as a means to fight Bare Upper Lip Disorder or BULD, as well as to enhance rugged good [...]

Paul Ryan Brings Much Needed Beard to U.S. House of Representatives

On December 2, 2015, by AMI Staff

Leave it to an overly fit, carb-counting mammal with rippling chesticular muscles from Wisconsin to bring facial hair back to the leadership of the United States Congress. As broadly reported by major media, Speaker of the House, U.S. Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI), grew a sexually dynamic beard over the Thanksgiving break, making him the first [...]

Flavor Savers Holiday Gift Idea: Sex Mist

On November 25, 2015, by AMI Staff

With the holiday gift-giving season in full swing, longtime American Mustache Institute partner and contributor The Flavor Savers are suggesting a high quality new product for the sexually dynamic Mustached American in your life: Sex Mist.   moustache, beard, mustache

Mustache Showdown: Roosevelt vs. Taft

On October 27, 2015, by AMI Staff

Fact: No person of Mustached American heritage has occupied 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue since President William Howard Taft served as the 27th President of the United States, which is why his ruggedly handsome face was one of the first entrants into the International Mustache Hall of Fame. In 1904, President Theodore Roosevelt — also a person [...]

Clear Cutting, “Dramatic Events,” Lead AMI Keep to Rivas As Goulet in 2015

On October 7, 2015, by AMI Staff

After witnessing the first-ever resignation of a Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year in light of his lower nose forestry unit clear cutting, American Mustache Institute Chief Executive Officer Dr. Adam Paul Causgrove today announced a dramatic alteration to the 2015 Goulet award. “Brown’s shame was the Mustached American community’s gain, in that [...]

McAfee’s Candidacy Could Bring Mustached Americana to White House

On September 10, 2015, by AMI Staff

Most upright mammals have no idea who John McAfee is, but there’s a good chance your computer does. That’s because McAfee is was developer of the first commercial anti-virus program which for years bore the McAfee brand-name until it was bought by Intel. A natural-born person of Mustached American descent, McAfee just announced that he will seek the [...]

Beyond the No-No: Big-League Pitcher Jake Arrieta Strikes a Big Blow For Mustache Nation

On August 31, 2015, by Matt Baron

Chicago Cubs pitcher Jake Arrieta grabbed the sporting world spotlight on Sunday evening by throwing a sparkling no-hitter against the Los Angeles Dodgers. Alas, one remarkable athletic accomplishment is quickly upstaged by another. So, from one perspective, Arrieta will soon be lumped in with the likes of Cannonball Titcomb, Bumpus Jones and George Mogridge, members [...]

Beard Styles Submitted By Braun

On July 15, 2015, by AMI Staff

Apparently Braun is trying to reach the sexually dynamic Mustached American community in an attempt to articulate the most common facial hair for today’s man of rugged handsomeness and laser cocksmanship per the following infographic. For now, we’ll allow it.

Dollar Beard Club Scores With Laser Cocksmanship

On July 6, 2015, by AMI Staff

You’ve certainly heard of the Dollar Shave Club. You  know them because, in theory, they stand against the sexually dynamic Mustached American lifestyle — although in reality they do, in fact, support the Mustached American community. More relevant, however, have you ever heard of the Dollar Beard Club? Their mission entails, “Giving your beard the [...]

Bald Faced Discrimination In Hernando County Fire Department

On July 1, 2015, by AMI Staff

The locale for this sad story is Hernando County, Florida. The centerpiece are two very different men: First, the new battalion chief for the for the Hernando County Department of Fire Rescue, Patrick Taylor, who has a long history of firefighting service. The second is Mustached American Ed Sardegna, a twenty year veteran with the [...]

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