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The leading source of information and news about the sexually dynamic Mustached American lifestyle and the effort to end discrimination against the global flavor saving movement

A Mustached American Tragedy: Remembering Thomas E. Dewey

On March 15, 2016, by AMI Staff

In these times of bare-faced presidential elective politics, the hearts of the global facial hair community is heavy. The day was March 4, 1913, and unbeknownst to the American populous, a seachange was about to occur in presidential politics. Woodrow Wilson was inaugurated President of the United States, and it marked the end of the last [...]

YANKOVIC, ARTHUR & APOLLO CREED HEADLINE NEW CLASS OF MUSTACHE HALL OF FAME INDUCTEES

On March 11, 2016, by AMI Staff

Sexual dynamism was on display as facial hair history was made this morning during a rousing The International Mustache Hall of Fame induction ceremony in Pittsburgh City Hall with the Hall’s second class being introduced by the leadership of the American Mustache Institute (AMI). An endeavor of AMI and Wahl Trimmers to canonize the superior attractiveness of people of [...]

The Whispers Under Consideration For Mustache Hall of Fame

On March 4, 2016, by AMI Staff

With the Mustache Hall of Fame induction scheduled for March 11 in Pittsburgh, important questions loom. Take, for example the case of the music act The Whispers. In 1964 in Watts, Calif., The Whispers formed with original members including twin brothers Wallace “Scotty” and Walter Scott, along with Gordy Harmon, Marcus Hutson and Nicholas Caldwell. Scotty Scott’s fluid, [...]

Schibel Mourns Mustache After Barbershop Mishap

On March 3, 2016, by AMI Staff

More than three years ago, Los Angeles-area marketing professional Mike Schibel discovered and accepted a sexually dynamic Mustached Americana into his life. He embraced his lower nose foliage with great fervor and laser cocksmanship, growing his mustache to rugged density and impressive flavor-savability ratings.  Then came a visit to Floyd’s Barberhop in Venice, Calif., and [...]

Mattingly Apologizes For Shaming Mustached American Community But Doesn’t Fully Grasp Role in Community

On March 3, 2016, by AMI Staff

After realizing he was once deemed a symbol of all that is good, clean and sexually dynamic in the Mustached American community, Don Mattingly’s conscience may have talked some sense into his quivering, now bare upper lip. As reported by the American Mustache Institute last week, during an interview with the Associated Press, the former [...]

Facial Hair Growth & Testosterone: Power Bearding Propagates Deeper Reservoir of Manliness Than Tackling, Hitting Ball, Soccer

On March 2, 2016, by AMI Staff

Tackling a quarterback or belting a 400-foot home run has long been considered among the manliest of activities, but new science from the American Mustache Institute Dept. of Integrated Data, Research and Laser Cocksmanship (IDRLC) discovered that growing “thick, bush-like swaths of facial hair” significantly increases testosterone levels, far more so than less strenuous competitive activities [...]

Marlins’ Mattingly Violates Players’ Civil Rights, Turns Back on His People

On February 22, 2016, by AMI Staff

Who knew new Florida Marlins Manager Don Mattingly was a hypocritical shame to his Mustached American heritage? Indeed, such was revealed to be the case as for the first time in his major league career as a manager, player or fluffer, Mattingly’s team has a policy of no facial hair. The Marlins allowed players to have [...]

Mustache Hall of Fame Opens Nominations for Second Class

On February 16, 2016, by AMI Staff

The International Mustache Hall of Fame (MustacheHall.com), an endeavor of the American Mustache Institute (AMI) to canonize the superior attractiveness of people of facial hair, today opened its public nomination process seeking submissions of worthy candidates for the Hall’s second class.  The chosen few — which will be announced on March 11 in a ceremony at Pittsburgh [...]

Psy Video “Daddy” Is Mustache Intensive

On February 11, 2016, by AMI Staff

South Korean pop star Psy, best known for his hit single “Gangnam Style,” has a new hit on his hand which is burnished by a luxurious new lower nose foliage unit. Released in November 2015, the song “Daddy” is, to say the least, “Mustache Intensive.” Thus we applaud Psy for embracing the sexual dynamism of the [...]

Black History Month: Mustached American Bass Reeves

On February 4, 2016, by AMI Staff

In honoring great Mustached American people of color, today the American Mustache Institute honors late United States Deputy Marshal Bass Reeves with a post originally printed by Legends of America. ___________________________________________________ Born to slave parents in 1838 in Paris, Texas, Bass Reeves would become the first black U.S. Deputy Marshal west of the Mississippi River and one of [...]

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