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The leading source of information and news about the sexually dynamic Mustached American lifestyle and the effort to end discrimination against the global flavor saving movement

Cryderman Wins Fifth Folicular Excellence Scholarship

On May 20, 2016, by AMI Staff

It’s May which of course means award season as the American Mustache Institute recognizes great young minds in the facial hair world. And for the fifth year, a graduating senior at Jenson Beach (Florida) High School benefitted from AMI’s austerity. Jacob Cryderman became the fifth and perhaps most deeply committed recipient of the honor cited [...]

Beard Tax Proposed in UK By Asshole Barber Anthony Kent

On May 18, 2016, by AMI Staff

Beards are arguably the hottest fashion accessories for men. For those of us who have lived a sexually dynamic life of facial hair for many years are deeply amused by the douchebag likes of Ryan Seacrest and Joe Buck embracing our culture, but it’s flattering none the less. Despite the current popularity, beards remain deeply [...]

The Excommunication of a Missouri Representative

On May 18, 2016, by AMI Staff

The 20th Century was a roller coaster for people of Mustached American descent, opening with one of the most influential Americans owning and operating a domineering mustache — and a majority of U.S. residents agreed it was presidential material. Thus, Teddy Roosevelt took us through eight powerful years in the White House, befitting a Mustached American [...]

AMI’s Decade of Mustache Celebration Set for August 6 in St. Louis

On May 17, 2016, by AMI Staff

While founded in 1965, the American Mustache Institute (AMI) first entered the public consciousness in 2006, exploding onto the scene in a cloud of rugged good looks at a time when facial hair was deemed unacceptable in broader social and professional circles. Over the past decade, AMI’s militant advocacy and laser cocksmanship changed the way sexually [...]

Jim Beam, a Mustache and a Middle Finger

On May 11, 2016, by AMI Staff

Fact: People of Mustached American heritage consume 61 percent of bourbon in the U.S. Hence, only one thing could possible make Jim Beam’s bourbon more appealing: A high quality, sexually dynamic Mustached American pitching its product. That, and maybe a rigid middle finger. Thus, Jim Beam has engaged Mustached Americana in an effort to further [...]

Mustache Music Report: Romeo Dance Cheetah Remembers Prince

On May 9, 2016, by AMI Staff

In our new Mustache Music Report feature, American Mustache Institute music correspondent Romeo Dance Cheetah remembers the greatness that was Prince, his music and his commitment to facial hair.               beard, moustache,

Sunglasses And Facial Hair: A Love Story

On May 3, 2016, by AMI Staff

Sunglasses and mustaches go together like prison and unwanted advances in the laundry room. Facial hair, of course, is an art form and has been proven to enhance sexual dynamism by more than 38 percent according to American Mustache Institute research.  And a variety of items may compliment a good looking mustache or beard. These [...]

Bearded Liberal Redneck Sounds Off on Transgender Bathroom Debate

On April 28, 2016, by AMI Staff

The bearded Liberal Redneck, who previously sounded off on the Tennessee Legislature’s designation of the Holy Bible as the state’s official state book, is now throwing his hat into the conversation about transgender restrooms. As he notes, he “don’t rightly appreciate the prevailing rhetoric in opposition to gender neutral bathrooms. Not nary bit.” Wise words, [...]

Billy Dee Comes Home to Every Time

On April 27, 2016, by AMI Staff

While many in America had abandoned the sexually dynamic Mustached American lifestyle in the 1980s, Billy Dee Williams embraced it. The man “Star Wars” fanatics know only as Lando Calrissian epitomized the core essence of 1980s-era mustache culture as the spokesman for Colt 45, ensuring viewers understood the fundamental fact that the malt liquor worked [...]

American Mustache Institute Files Truth-In-Advertising Legal Brief Against Taco Bell Over Quesalupa

On April 22, 2016, by AMI Staff

In launching the chain’s relatively new Quesalupa offering, Taco Bell captured the attention of the American dining public. However, understanding that people of Mustached American descent consume mass quantities of meats and cheeses, Taco Bell has particularly targeted the Mustached American peoples. And as a result, the American Mustache Institute (AMI) launched what became a seven [...]

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