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Home Depot Sock Puppets Honor Mustached Americans

On May 13, 2011, by AMI Staff

It may surprise some that 69 percent of customers who comprise more than three quarters of The Home Depot’s earnings are of Mustached American descent. This according to a new study economist William Gale of The Brookings Institution. In spite of this dramatic data, the little-known home repair center has typically ignored the importance of [...]

Tribeca Film and Jac Schaeffer Present ‘Mr. ‘Stache’

On May 9, 2011, by AMI Staff

Director Jac Schaeffer and Tribecca Film have created the short film ‘Mr. ‘Stache’ which paints and endearing portrait of the Mustached American plight. Enjoy.

Muppet Gansta Rap

On May 6, 2011, by AMI Staff

Muppets, in a word, are Gods. They are leaders, they are Mustached Americans, and they are rappers. As this video proves.

AMI Records Video Tribute For Bowie Baysox, Baltimore Orioles

On April 29, 2011, by AMI Staff

As part of the American Mustache Institute’s efforts to thank the Baltimore Orioles Double-A affiliate Bowie Baysox for the upcoming May 4 “Mustache Mania” night, AMI chairman Dr. Aaron Perlut recorded this special message thanking the team, its fans, and the Mustached American community.

Bowie Baysox To Honor Mustached Americans at May 4 Game

On April 27, 2011, by AMI Staff

Much like Pamela Anderson and Hepatitis-C, since the 1970s the rich tradition of baseball and mustaches go hand-in-hand. While the 1980s were a dark time for people of Mustached American heritage, it did not deter the Baltimore Orioles organization from strongly supporting those with lower nose accoutrements. Lip-warming stalwarts like Eddie Murray, Rick Dempsey, Scott [...]

Pursuit of Mustached American Tax Incentive Renewed

On April 15, 2011, by AMI Staff

It’s Tax Day 2011, and the American Mustache Institute is renewing its fervent pursuit of the Mustached American Tax Incentive. Indeed, according to noted tax policy professor Dr. John Yeutter and AMI, the social and environmental benefits to mustache growth and maintenance provide a service to the U.S. economy, and therefore have proposed the Stimulus [...]

Atlantic City Beer Fest to Feature Mustache Lounge

On March 31, 2011, by AMI Staff

Without question, Mustached Americans enjoy drinking. As Dr. Aaron Perlut reminded the Mustached American community in this holiday gift video, Mustached Americans enjoy nothing more than drinking and reading on the toilet. So it’s with great pleasure that this Saturday, April 2, the Atlantic City Beer Festival –better known as “the celebration of the suds” [...]

MLB ‘Stache Talk With Nationals’ Balester – Spring Training Wraps Up

On March 28, 2011, by AMI Staff

Last time on MLB ‘Stache Talk, Dr. Aaron Perlut and Collin Balester of the Washington Nationals discussed the onset of Spring Training. This time, they discuss Spring ball winding down and the unnerving tension of finding out whether Collin will start in Washington or be sent to Triple-A Syracuse.

A Mustached American Journey to Las Vegas

On March 21, 2011, by AMI Staff

The following report was filed by AMI Politics Correspondent Martin Kady about his recent voyage to Las Vegas. My mustache was nervous. While the rest of me had been to Vegas about 10 times, my mustache was a Vegas virgin. I told him to pace himself, stay within his game, and not follow all the [...]

Mustached American Spawns Mascot Child

On March 15, 2011, by AMI Staff

For those familiar with the Mustached American way of life, you know that having an upper lip cabana provides certain advantages that our clean shaven brethren cannot quite comprehend. Things like being, on average, 38 percent better looking with a lower nose garden; that we are born with natural karate skills; that Mustached Americans can [...]

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