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RAMS TO HOST ‘STACHE-THEMED STAR WARS MEET UP BEFORE MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL

On October 18, 2013, by AMI Staff

The St. Louis Rams today announced they are teaming up with Lucasfilm Ltd. to host the first-ever mustache-tinged Star Wars Meet Up at Edward Jones Dome on October 28 prior to Rams hosting the Seattle Seahawks on Monday Night Football. The Star Wars Ticket package includes an exclusive T-shirt featuring Darth Vader wearing a Fisher [...]

My Experience As a Mustached American

On October 17, 2013, by AMI Staff

The following post was submitted by AMI member in good standing Adam Matthews —– As a proud mustached American, I get asked everyday how much maintenance my crumb-duster requires.  The answer is simple.  I comb my mustache for seven seconds each time a random lady demands and begs for my hand in marriage.  Consequently, I [...]

Jorge R. Puentes: Candidate for the California 25th U.S. Congressional District

On October 8, 2013, by AMI Staff

The following post was submitted by Jorge R. Puentes, candidate for the California 25th U.S. Congressional district seat. ———– I was born to immigrant parents, one of which sported an exemplary mustache, the other not so much, on 3-2-1983 at the Bellflower, Ca Kaiser Permanente Hospital. I was called “Benning-Boy,” and am the second of [...]

Geraldo Rivera Reaches Life’s Dream: Among 10 Finalists For 2013 Goulet Award

On October 7, 2013, by AMI Staff

After being turned away by Duquesne University for his strapping libido, Geraldo Rivera may finally get his due after being named one of 10 finalists for the American Mustache Institute’s 2013 Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year award. The Goulet award is not a “best mustache” contest but recognizes the person best contributing to the sexually [...]

AMI To Mediate Discrimination Claims By Rivers Casino Casino Employees

On October 4, 2013, by AMI Staff

Apparently not everyone in Pittsburgh is aware that the American Mustache Institute now calls the Steel City home. Rivers Casino, according to several employees, is reportedly permitting an openly hostile and discriminatory environment against Mustached American workers. “After telling me I was hired, a woman in human resources told me I had to shave everything off,” said [...]

Mustached-themed Wrestling Extravaganza Comes To Life In Norwalk

On September 16, 2013, by AMI Staff

Mustached Americans like several things. They range from watching Pamela Anderson-inspired television to smoking pipes to whipping cans of mayonnaise at posters of Sarah Jessica Parker to clogging with dwarfs. Our community also deeply enjoys wrestling — the kind that harkens back to Depression-era, bare knuckled wrestling fundamentals when men were men and cats were dinner. [...]

The Quandary of Mike Ditka’s Mustache

On September 11, 2013, by AMI Staff

There are many good jokes in this world. Whether it be clean jokes, dirty ones, knock-knock jokes, Paulie Shore’s career, why did the chicken cross the road, the music of Justin Bieber — it’s all very, very funny. The prospect of Mike Ditka shaving his mustache, however, is  not funny in any way. Apparently this [...]

Nominations Open for 2013 Goulet Award

On September 3, 2013, by AMI Staff

The American Mustache Institute has opened nominations for the 2013 Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year, which Mexican telecommunications magnate Carlos Slim and Ladies Home Journal have called on par with the Nobel Prize for Peace. Nominations will be accepted until Friday, Sept. 27.  A pool of finalists will then be selected by AMI’s certified [...]

Former Goulet Winner Axford Heads to Greener Pastures in St. Louis

On August 30, 2013, by AMI Staff

The St. Louis Cardinals acquired right-handed reliever John Axford – best known as the American Mustache Institute’s 2011 Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year — from the Milwaukee Brewers on Friday for a player to be named and a can of spiced pork products. The 30-year-old Axford received the prestigious Goulet award despite being a communist Canadian citizen, having been [...]

Harley Stringer: Introducing Beards For Autism

On August 30, 2013, by AMI Staff

The following post was submitted by Harley Stringer ——– I started an organization called Beards For Autism – a group for men dedicated to growing beards and facial hair in support of finding a cure for autism – in support of my son Harley Jr., who started showing signs of autism around the age of two and was [...]

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