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Mustached-themed Wrestling Extravaganza Comes To Life In Norwalk

On September 16, 2013, by AMI Staff

Mustached Americans like several things. They range from watching Pamela Anderson-inspired television to smoking pipes to whipping cans of mayonnaise at posters of Sarah Jessica Parker to clogging with dwarfs. Our community also deeply enjoys wrestling — the kind that harkens back to Depression-era, bare knuckled wrestling fundamentals when men were men and cats were dinner. [...]

The Quandary of Mike Ditka’s Mustache

On September 11, 2013, by AMI Staff

There are many good jokes in this world. Whether it be clean jokes, dirty ones, knock-knock jokes, Paulie Shore’s career, why did the chicken cross the road, the music of Justin Bieber — it’s all very, very funny. The prospect of Mike Ditka shaving his mustache, however, is  not funny in any way. Apparently this [...]

Nominations Open for 2013 Goulet Award

On September 3, 2013, by AMI Staff

The American Mustache Institute has opened nominations for the 2013 Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year, which Mexican telecommunications magnate Carlos Slim and Ladies Home Journal have called on par with the Nobel Prize for Peace. Nominations will be accepted until Friday, Sept. 27.  A pool of finalists will then be selected by AMI’s certified [...]

Former Goulet Winner Axford Heads to Greener Pastures in St. Louis

On August 30, 2013, by AMI Staff

The St. Louis Cardinals acquired right-handed reliever John Axford – best known as the American Mustache Institute’s 2011 Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year — from the Milwaukee Brewers on Friday for a player to be named and a can of spiced pork products. The 30-year-old Axford received the prestigious Goulet award despite being a communist Canadian citizen, having been [...]

Harley Stringer: Introducing Beards For Autism

On August 30, 2013, by AMI Staff

The following post was submitted by Harley Stringer ——– I started an organization called Beards For Autism – a group for men dedicated to growing beards and facial hair in support of finding a cure for autism – in support of my son Harley Jr., who started showing signs of autism around the age of two and was [...]

Day Of Celebration For Mustache Of Meat

On August 28, 2013, by AMI Staff

As Mustached Americans, we have an intrinsic love for the finest food group: Bacon. Much like napalm, the smell of bacon in the morning — or really anytime — pleases our people even beyond lapdances (a close second). Indeed, we love nothing more than for our lower nose foliage to preserve the enchanting aroma and [...]

Help AMI Ensure Mustaches Everywhere #ShouldBEaThing

On August 26, 2013, by AMI Staff

Lately we’ve been a bit distracted. You see, the people at the travel app TripCase recently released a video (below) featuring bare-faced superheroes asking what #ShouldBEaThing ( They are inviting people to create photo memes of other things that #ShouldBEaThing. Our choices, of course, include mustaches on all faces — men and women; mustaches required in [...]

Suicide of A Mustached American

On August 24, 2013, by AMI Staff

While we normally report on the happier side of the sexually dynamic Mustached American experience, today we bring you a word-for-word report from about the suicide death of the late Mustached American sports writer Martin Manley.  ——– Martin Manley hated waking up early, but on his 60th birthday he did — or more likely, [...]

We Need Another Mascot With A Mustache

On August 22, 2013, by AMI Staff

For several years the American Mustache Institute has sold good looking gear on celebrating our sexually dynamic lifestyle. Now we have a chance to own the site. Today they launched “Retire the Owl” (, inviting anyone to submit designs for a new mascot until Sept. 30. Designs will then be voted upon with a [...]

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