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© 2011 American Mustache Institute
After an intense, 10-year lobbying effort by the American Mustache Institute, for the first time in nearly 60 years employees of The Walt Disney Co. will not face violations to their civil liberties nor roadblocks to improved good looks as the company announced Monday it would allow employees at its two U.S. theme-park resorts to [...]
AMI recently reported on the power couple of Jeff Fisher and Stan Kroenke, and the historical implications of Fisher becoming the new St. Louis Rams head coach. Today, ironically on the birthday of one of the greatest Mustached Americans in history, AMI chairman Dr. Aaron Perlut appeared on KTVI FOX-2 in St. Louis to further [...]
As home of the world’s largest mustache — the Gateway Arch — as well as a hearty blue collar community filled with people of Mustached American heritage, the City of St. Louis should seemingly be Mustache Town. But it is not, as St. Louis finished a mere 40th in the American Mustache Institute’s first “America’s [...]
BEARD PUNCH from Zak Stoltz on Vimeo.
AMI Staff & Administration, The 2011 campaign has represented a banner year for the American Mustache Institute and the overall Mustached American community in terms of growth, prosperity, feline murder, and the further enhancement of rugged good looks. We witnessed yet another increase in the total number of Americans who have adopted a sexually dynamic [...]
Following the American Mustache Institute’s ongoing directive against Communism, vegans, and cat ownership, a Mustached American operative working under the direction of the AMI’s new Far East bureau in Yamagata, Japan has claimed responsibility for the death of North Korean leader Kim Jon Il.
The awards keep pouring in for John Axford, the Milwaukee Brewers reliever and Canadian citizen named the 2011 Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year. This week it was announced that he has won the Tip O’Neill Award given out annually by the Canadian Baseball Hall of Fame to the player with the “most [...]