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AMI recently reported on the power couple of Jeff Fisher and Stan Kroenke, and the historical implications of Fisher becoming the new St. Louis Rams head coach. Today, ironically on the birthday of one of the greatest Mustached Americans in history, AMI chairman Dr. Aaron Perlut appeared on KTVI FOX-2 in St. Louis to further [...]
As home of the world’s largest mustache — the Gateway Arch — as well as a hearty blue collar community filled with people of Mustached American heritage, the City of St. Louis should seemingly be Mustache Town. But it is not, as St. Louis finished a mere 40th in the American Mustache Institute’s first “America’s [...]
AMI Staff & Administration, The 2011 campaign has represented a banner year for the American Mustache Institute and the overall Mustached American community in terms of growth, prosperity, feline murder, and the further enhancement of rugged good looks. We witnessed yet another increase in the total number of Americans who have adopted a sexually dynamic [...]
Following the American Mustache Institute’s ongoing directive against Communism, vegans, and cat ownership, a Mustached American operative working under the direction of the AMI’s new Far East bureau in Yamagata, Japan has claimed responsibility for the death of North Korean leader Kim Jon Il.
The following is a special contribution from Mustached American teen Caleb Brookhart who attends and plays lacrosse for North Carroll High School in Hampstead, Maryland. “Cum Catcher,” “Dirty Sanchez,” “Pube ‘Stache” — these are just some of the derogatory names that have been shouted at me since I made the life changing decision to grow [...]
The American Mustache Institute has opened its first Far East Bureau to operate out of Yamagata, Japan, under the stewardship of Bureau Chief Denny Pollard, known for his iron-fisted leadership and rugged good looks among his Japanese counterparts in the eastern region of the country. Pollard’s focus as he builds the Far East Bureau will [...]
Since the recent report surfaced that bare-lipped Jacksonville Jaguars owner Wayne Weaver had agreed to sell his team to Illinois businessman Shahid Khan, there has been much discussion of Mr. Khan’s luxurious lower nose foliage and the impact his new ownership reign may have in righting the ship in Jacksonville. *Update: This discussion has been [...]
It is rare the American Mustache Institute hocks products. Yes, we have award winning t-shirts educating the public as to the worthlessness of Dave Navarro, and telling upright mammals about the realities that “Guns Don’t Kill People — People With Mustaches Kill People,” but we are not a sales-focused organization. We are freedom fighters. However, [...]