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Herman Cain’s 1986 Sexual Harassment Training from Tim Meadows
Top Story Weekly has parodied the staff and administration of the American Mustache Institute and paid homage to the greatest Mustached American diabetic in history, Wilfred Brimley, in this video (below) about AMI’s decision to withdraw support for Herman Cain. In thoroughly reviewing the video, AMI’s only concern and the source of our pending legal [...]
Amid a storm of allegations levied against Herman Cain, the American Mustache Institute today announced it had rescinded its endorsement for his presidential candidacy. Concerns began when members of the AMI administration, during a campus scouting visit near Washington, D.C., visited a Godfather’s Pizza in the town of Cross Junction, Va. “We ordered the ‘All [...]
Last week, Future President Herman Cain’s chief of staff shot this video. In his typical tough talking, chain smoking manner, Mark Block tells us what Mustached America already knows — that his boss will soon be living at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. We’d embed the video, but as Mustached Americans are incapable of operating social media [...]
WINNER TO BE NAMED AT ‘STACHE BASH 2011 IN CHICAGO With voting for the Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year, presented by Miller Lite, set to close on Sunday, Oct. 23, the competition continues at a record voting pace. Current leaders for the award astro-physicist Stephen Hawking calls “on par with the [...]
On October 13, while posing tough-minded questions to republican presidential hopeful Herman Cain — a leading candidate for the Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year award — American Mustache Institute Chairman Dr. Aaron Perlut announced that AMI has endorsed the man who would be the first Mustached American major party presidential candidate since [...]