On a beautiful Arizona night at ‘Stache Bash 2012 in front of some 1,000 Mustached Americans and interested third parties, Pittsburgh-native Adam Paul Causgrove was crowned the American Mustache Institute’s 2012 Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year, presented by Wahl Trimmers. In what has historically been a close competition, Causgrove – a University [...]
On President’s Day 2012, the American Mustache Institute launched the “Million Mustache March” campaign seeking adoption of the Stimulus To Allow Critical Hair Expenses, or STACHE Act, which if adopted would provide a $250 annual tax deduction for people of facial hair. Stretching from that sunny Monday afternoon news conference on Capitol Hill until the [...]
John Axford, the stellar Milwaukee Brewers relief pitcher who in 2011 took home the Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year award, finally demonstrated mortality by blowing a rare save attempt after converting a club-record 49 in a row. He didn’t want to stick around and talk to reporters afterward so he left the [...]
Despite a run-time of just over 8 minutes, Milwaukee Brewers stopper and 2011 Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year John Axford shines in the music video “Mo’jor League” by The Reason, which also features fat guys with ponytails, baseball, dudes kissing mustaches onto girls, and someone dressed in a gorilla suit. Life is [...]
Despite hailing from Communist Canada, Milwaukee Brewers pitcher John Axford, who in 2011 led all NL relievers in saves and was voted the Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year, pays taxes to the United States government as well as the Canadian Confederate Communist Confederatory Confederation Tax Authority. That’s why Axford is speaking out [...]
AMI Staff & Administration, The 2011 campaign has represented a banner year for the American Mustache Institute and the overall Mustached American community in terms of growth, prosperity, feline murder, and the further enhancement of rugged good looks. We witnessed yet another increase in the total number of Americans who have adopted a sexually dynamic [...]
The awards keep pouring in for John Axford, the Milwaukee Brewers reliever and Canadian citizen named the 2011 Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year. This week it was announced that he has won the Tip O’Neill Award given out annually by the Canadian Baseball Hall of Fame to the player with the “most [...]
Controversy Erupts As Canadian Wins Award Named for Canadian, But Not Supposed to Be Won by Foreigner CHICAGO – John Axford, the pitcher who this year led the Milwaukee Brewers to the National League Championship Series for the first time in 29 years, was named the 2011 Mustached American of the Year by the American [...]



