Mustache Open Prepares for Liftoff

On May 14, 2013, by AMI Staff

In October, the American Mustache Institute introduced The Mustache Open, a 2013 golf tour celebrating the sexually dynamic Mustached American lifestyle from tee to green which commences this weekend at Troon North Golf Club in Scottsdale, Ariz. “The tournament is matching the power of your facial hair with local charities in need,” said tournament founder Clifton [...]

The Flavor Savers Lose Lip Cover Units To Teach “Business”

On May 13, 2013, by AMI Staff

Many observers of the American Mustache Institute know the uber-sexually dynamic Flavor Savers have long been a mainstay of the Mustached American people, having performed at four ‘Stache Bash events. Now, quite sadly, they’ve shaved their mustaches — although they assure us it’s for the short run — in an effort to teach dynamic business [...]

Mustache Pub Crawl Returns to Chicago

On May 13, 2013, by AMI Staff

We reported on in past years bu the epic Mustache Crawl is returning to Chicago’s Wrigleyville neighborhood on Saturday, June 29. Here’s all the details you need to know: Who: Two thousand fun loving people sporting mustaches; both real and fake – You do NOT need to sport a mustache to participate…but everything is more fun [...]

Eighth Annual Pittsburgh Tail-GREAT embraces charity, mustaches.

On May 3, 2013, by AdamCausgrove

Pittsburgh and mustaches go together like, well, Rocky Bleier and his upper lip. And on July 13, 2013, reigning Robert Goulet Mustached American of the Year, Dr. Adam Paul Causgrove, will host the Eighth Annual Tail-GREAT in Pittsburgh. A grassroots venture, Tail-GREAT has grown from a relatively small gathering of 55 people to the impressive girth [...]

Mustache Interview With Captain James T. Hook

On April 8, 2013, by AMI Staff

At the American Mustache Institute, we often speak to the “Mustached American experience.” But there are people of facial hair in other nations, and for that matter, other planets — like Never Never Land. So when we found out that the real mustache icon Captain James T. Hook was playing himself in the touring production of [...]

Moustachio Bashio Brings Fitting End to Moustache March

On April 6, 2013, by AMI Staff

The end of March came with a resounding roar of good looking awesomeness.  Indeed, you might of heard it if you anywhere Port Salerno, Fla. — the site of the 2nd annual Moustachio Bashio.  The American Mustache Institute partnered with Mustache March for the Military to raise money for the families of fallen soldiers, sailors, airmen and [...]

A Visit With Richard Simmons

On April 4, 2013, by AMI Staff

Richard Simmons, mustaches, and really, really, really tight shorts. That is what America is all about. You’re welcome

No April Fools: From Mustache Comes Water in Rural India

On April 1, 2013, by AMI Staff

One year ago today, the Mustached American community led by the American Mustache Institute and renowned tax professor Dr. John Yeutter marched on Washington, D.C., in a globally recognized effort of heroism – the Million Mustache March – parading from the Capitol to the White House in support of the Stimulus To Allow Critical Hair Expenses [...]

Alderman’s “Book Of Times” A Great Read But Insulting to Mustached Americans

On March 28, 2013, by AMI Staff

As people of Mustached American heritage understand from birth, our people play the game of life by a different set of rules than those of our clean shaven mortal brethren. Indeed, born with natural karate skills, rugged good looks, omniscience, and physical power – our bodily possessions are rarely matched in mortal society. Thus it [...]

Moustache March for the Military Presents: Moustachio Bashio

On March 24, 2013, by AMI Staff

The American Mustache Institute is supporting The Great Moustachio Bashio presented by Moustache March For The Military at Pirates Cove in Stuart, Fla., on Friday, March 29. All proceeds benefit veterans and the families of fallen soldiers through donations to the Joe Lusk Memorial Fund and the Aaron Vaughn Memorial Fund, Operation 300. See details [...]

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