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After an intense, 10-year lobbying effort by the American Mustache Institute, for the first time in nearly 60 years employees of The Walt Disney Co. will not face violations to their civil liberties nor roadblocks to improved good looks as the company announced Monday it would allow employees at its two U.S. theme-park resorts to [...]
AMI recently reported on the power couple of Jeff Fisher and Stan Kroenke, and the historical implications of Fisher becoming the new St. Louis Rams head coach. Today, ironically on the birthday of one of the greatest Mustached Americans in history, AMI chairman Dr. Aaron Perlut appeared on KTVI FOX-2 in St. Louis to further [...]
Today America celebrates the legacy and accomplishments of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Dr. King was many things, most notably the most influential civil rights leader in American history. But as the American Mustache Institute’s Dr. Aaron Perlut told The Atlantic Magazine, Dr. King was also one of the most influential Mustached Americans in history. [...]
As home of the world’s largest mustache — the Gateway Arch — as well as a hearty blue collar community filled with people of Mustached American heritage, the City of St. Louis should seemingly be Mustache Town. But it is not, as St. Louis finished a mere 40th in the American Mustache Institute’s first “America’s [...]
Members of the American Mustache Institute staff and administration have participating in a groundbreaking new video in which they are seeking appropriate mates with whom they can share the sexually dynamic Mustached American experience. Dating Montage by smithy00101
Hulk Hogan, one of the beacons of freedom of the Mustached American community, has told TMZ (video below) that he is preparing to shave off his iconic lower nose foliage for a film role. Hogan’s success in film, of course, is matched by only celluloid greats like Paul Newman and Herve Villechaize, with epic roles [...]
A squirrel of Mustached American heritage has been found working in a Shakey’s Pizza in suburban Newark, Delaware.
With the Iowa caucuses fast-approaching, most Americans are making assumptions as to the collective intellectual capacity of Iowans in general and their ability to effectively set the table for the next year in American presidential politics. As a result, Bearded American Scott Siepker of Iowa is working to set the slack-jawed gawking public straight — [...]
It doesn’t take much to prove that a meat eating Mustached American lifestyle is right, and a vegan lifestyle is inexplicably, indefensibly incorrect. But every once in awhile, God delivers gifts of proof. Thank you Vegan Ari.
For several years now, the Mustached American viewing public has tolerated Matthew McConaughey’s existence. The star of such epic, straight-to-video vehicles as “Failure To Launch,” “Tiptoes,” “Making Sandwiches,” and “Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation;” McConaughey’s retirement to a farm of shirtless hipsters where bacon smells like English Leather cologne has been a pipedream for [...]