We don’t know much about CrossWick Music other than it’s a musical endeavor by a spicy starlet named Katelyn Holub. “Holub,” of course, is a name of Czech origin meaning “pigeon,” although in certain Sik (India) villages it also translates to “thighs with the strength to kill a rabid goat.” Katelyn tells us, however, that [...]
If you’ve haven’t heard of 2012 Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year finalist Bo Muller-Moore and his tale of corporate bullying by Chick Fil-A, perhaps you should. In short, Muller-Moore created a campaign to encourage the consumption of kale, calling it “Eat More Kale.” Chick Fil-A sent him a cease and desist and [...]
The third annual Beard Team USA National Beard and Moustache Championships will take place on Sunday, November 11, 2012, at the Clark County Government Center Amphitheater in downtown Las Vegas, Nevada. The amphitheater, with lawn seating for 3000 beardsmen and their fans, is located near the world-famous Golden Nugget Hotel and Casino, which will serve [...]
A new effort has launched called the Mustache Open, a planned golf tour celebrating the sexually dynamic Mustached American lifestyle from tee to green. You can read more about it on the tour’s website and this video provides some insight into the ideation behind the Mustache Open.
From American Mustache Institute science not recognized by Todd Akin, L. Ron Hubbard, nor the Easter Bunny, it is broadly understood that most Americans — and even Delaware residents — appreciate a great-looking lower nose curtain. And with this in mind we recommend the observance of Wahl’s Man of St. Louis Andrew Hammer’s ruggedly handsome [...]
Let us remember Mongo, the La-Z-Boy recliner, Monday Night Football, “Webster” and, of course, gambling in the NFL. All were elements of the late Alex Karras’ life, 77 years of entertainment on the national stage, who died today sadly as the likely result of his playing years in the NFL. Karras burst on the scene [...]
On Wednesday night, the afterthought in one of the most important races in Washington made a mad dash to the front, turning the nation’s capital on it’s head and whipping the nation into a lather. Mitt Romney, pulling ahead in the presidential race because of his stellar, yet mysteriously lip sweater-devoid performance in his debate [...]
After finishing 23rd in the American Mustache Institute’s 2011 ranking of America’s Most Mustache Friendly Cities, Seattle has been laying the groundwork for dramatic regional lip sweater growth. As part of this effort, on November 17 an aspiring group of Mustached Americans will hold The Mustache Dache 5k Run, a lower nose forestry-themed running event [...]