First launched in 2010 as a partnership between the women of Asylum.com and the American Mustache Institute, each year on November 18 the women of the Internet unite to celebrate and engage with people of Mustached American descent on “Have Sex With a Guy With a Mustache Day.” You’re welcome.
*Ronnie Moore of Decatur, Ala., is a two-time finalist for the Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year Every morning, I take the opportunity to view myself in the mirror. I see a guy fighting for a dream. I see a twenty-something quickly approaching thirty. I see a motivated, mustachioed guy with irons in [...]
The official video chronicling ‘Stache Bash 2012, presented by Wahl Trimmer and featuring the winner of the 2012 Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year, Adam Paul Causgrove.
Transylvania, Romania 31 October 2012 Dear Sirs: I write you to ask your assistance in correcting a growing misconception. I, you see, am a vampire (one of the last in existence in fact), and a great travesty has come to my attention: It has become fashionable to portray us in your films and television programs [...]
On a beautiful Arizona night at ‘Stache Bash 2012 in front of some 1,000 Mustached Americans and interested third parties, Pittsburgh-native Adam Paul Causgrove was crowned the American Mustache Institute’s 2012 Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year, presented by Wahl Trimmers. In what has historically been a close competition, Causgrove – a University [...]
We don’t know much about CrossWick Music other than it’s a musical endeavor by a spicy starlet named Katelyn Holub. “Holub,” of course, is a name of Czech origin meaning “pigeon,” although in certain Sik (India) villages it also translates to “thighs with the strength to kill a rabid goat.” Katelyn tells us, however, that [...]
If you’ve haven’t heard of 2012 Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year finalist Bo Muller-Moore and his tale of corporate bullying by Chick Fil-A, perhaps you should. In short, Muller-Moore created a campaign to encourage the consumption of kale, calling it “Eat More Kale.” Chick Fil-A sent him a cease and desist and [...]