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© 2011 American Mustache Institute
Stout Industries revolutionary new “’Stache Yourself” Metal Mirror has been named “The Official Mirror of the American Mustache Institute” and has become the first officially licensed mustached-based product by AMI. “Our studies show that a mustache increases anyone’s good looks by 38 percent,” said Dr. Aaron Xavier Perlut, Chairman of the AMI. “The mirror is [...]
Mustached Americans are incapable of operating digital machinery such as iPhones and Blackberrys, but we are able to use traditional calendars. Hence, each year we turn to Richie Chapman for his epic “The Moustache Calendar” and suggest it as a great gift for the Mustached American in your life. Photographed in London for 2012, it’s [...]
Herman Cain’s 1986 Sexual Harassment Training from Tim Meadows
Since the recent report surfaced that bare-lipped Jacksonville Jaguars owner Wayne Weaver had agreed to sell his team to Illinois businessman Shahid Khan, there has been much discussion of Mr. Khan’s luxurious lower nose foliage and the impact his new ownership reign may have in righting the ship in Jacksonville. *Update: This discussion has been [...]
It is rare the American Mustache Institute hocks products. Yes, we have award winning t-shirts educating the public as to the worthlessness of Dave Navarro, and telling upright mammals about the realities that “Guns Don’t Kill People — People With Mustaches Kill People,” but we are not a sales-focused organization. We are freedom fighters. However, [...]
St. Louis Rams fullback Brit Miller — no, not this creepy Britt Miller – is not a household name outside of the corridor between the University of Illinois at Champagne and St. Louis. But throughout his life, he’s been committed to maintaining a sexually dynamic Mustached American lifestyle. Does that mean he wears a luxurious [...]