The juggernaut of news media that is the New York Daily News is reporting that Roger Clemens, in essence, is screwed.  Apparently, while Clemens has vehemently denied doing steroids and hanging at a party in Jose Canseco's crib, there's growing evidence to the contrary.

The beacon of truth, justice, malfeasance and bad hair that is the U.S. Congress reportedly has new dirt which further undermines Clemens' sworn testimony that he did not attend the suddenly notorious 1998 party at Canseco's South Florida home.

Apparently another major league drug addict, I mean, player, said Clemens often joked in the clubhouse - in between towel snapping fights which may or may not have blinded Larry Driscoll - about a memorable account of the party. And supposedly, this included Debbie Clemens, who wouldn't be married to Clemens if he didn't earn $20 mil. per, along with Canseco's ex-wife Jessica (ditto), comparing the results of their store-bought double-Ds (thank goodness for modern medicine).

The new revelation means Congress will most likely have the Justice Department provide Clemens with a generous cavity exam, which always feels nice.

It certainly doesn't help Clemens when testimony from his primary accuser, former trainer Brian McNamee, is backed up by other players.  And it looks as if the 1998 Canseco party is crucial because it was there that Clemens allegedly talked about, and may have used, steroids (which are bad for you).

"I think he got it at Canseco's house," McNamee said in a secretly recorded Dec. 12 conversation at his home with private investigators working for Clemens' lawyer Rusty Hardin. (who is named Rusty anymore? Come'on!)

And on the subject of large, large, fake Ds, McNamee added, "...they talked about how great Jose's wife's augmentation job was to Debbie and showed her. And then Debbie showed her her augmentation job."

And how.