That's what I'm talk'in about!
Those of us here at the Ch.4 news team...uh...I mean in San Diego (which means "whale's vagina" in German)...support the revolution!
Despite the caked on suncscreen on my Nick Charles cookie duster, we are ready to rise up on the left coast in support!
San Diego is the new epicenter of the mustache revolution in Southern California!
I found this site after the AMI were covered in my local paper here in New Zealand, so I thought it was only fair to come along and give you guys a bit of support.
The newspaper like all things is losing out to instant gratification. Why read the whole paper when you can pick and choose and "get it now" on the web. It all makes for a much more narrow view of the world... people deepening their understanding for what they already know in their custom chosen world.
The only thing dying is a broader view of the world. A perspective that crosses borders and time.
The mustache of course is affected by this. It is the great unifier. All men of "character" from any time or place, can look to one another and have an understanding. Like the physical newspaper, they like the things on their face that are real... tangible. Can anybody touch a "clean shave" really?
People have begun to realize that the virtual world is missing something humans need, and unfortunately, so is your friends face.
Now just you wait a second here, I haven't thanked you yet for the clarification because I have been spending the last few hours since the receipt of your email trying to find the words to most aptly express my gratitude.
Thank YOU, American Mustache Institute, for adding perhaps one of the finest men to wear a flamboyantly erotic mustache during this lifetime. :- } D
I also do not agree with this casting choice on a more shallow front. Magnum PI was HOT, Nicky Cage, decidedly, is NOT. I wasn't the only five-year-old who was crushin' on the PI either... Consider us girls disturbed.
..."Porn Star Parros" is his name and he is sporting a pretty impressive stache on the ice this year. Maybe a nod to our favorite Anaheim Duck hockey player is warranted on AMI.com? Wendy
Fret not fearless leader. Striving for perfection is noble, indeed. But always acknowledge & accept that whilst everyone cannot be turned onto the side of good, most will follow.
The more of us there are doing good, the more of them will see the light. Soon you'll see day where most men wear year-round weather protection of the facial labia.
Short answer: No.
I wouldn't want my cardiac surgeon's wife performing my quadruple bypass...
Your cardiac surgeon's wife? What about your cardiac surgeon's husband? Oh yeah. Surgeons aren't WOMEN are they! And neither are presidents! Women are powerful only when they're TV or movie icons, right? I will point out that there are plenty of extremely accomplished First Ladys with worthwhile opinions on some things. Even Laura Bush seems to be more of a reader than her husband. The real question is, who should we be listening to right now? Because my answer right now wouldn't be anywhere close to the current administration.
Will the AMI establish a mechanism for celebrity mustaches to be donated for the good of society? A museum of mustaches to be preserved for the supporters of the great mustaches to be viewed.
Robert Goulet's would be an invaluable start.
You left out Elvis' hate for Mr. Goulet. Shooting out the TV with that beloved mustache?
Thankyouverymuch.
As a member of the Rollin' Elvi Mardi Gras Krewe, I should have known better than to omit that in my original posting. Thank you. Thank you very much.
I just watched "Raising Arizona." Nicolas Cage has a mustache through the entire move (probably his best movie).
enertaining=entertaining
cheeck=cheek
This is what can happen when you grow a mustache:
"Like many actors who find fame through commercials, Mr. Wilson became too closely identified with his character to do much of any other kind of acting. But he rarely complained. In 1995 he told USA Today that during his Charmin period he worked perhaps 16 days a year.
“'It was like a paid vacation,'” he said. 'I had a great run.'”
I completely agree, beards are for douche bags. Mustaches rule!!!!
i think you might have a large beard on grandmas beard!
He is the sexiest man alive with or without the "lip sweater" ... but, of course, preferably with.
Nick Cage, Great actor, but would be a poor choice for the Famous Detective, instead I would.
The comments left by the poster using hate speech obviously is familiar with the workings of the webmaster and the school's code of conduct. This would lead people to believe that they either work in the IT department or for the school system. It shouldn't be hard to determine who this person is, and I would hope that they would lose their job if they are an adult, or be expelled from school if they are a student. Please pursue this and demand an apology from the guilty party or demand that this person lose their job. They do not belong around children.
Kathy, you speak the truth. Which is exactly why we - in the end - chose to re-post this comment so that you, the reader, could see this kind of conduct. We are trying to determine from what IP address this came so we can understand where, in fact it came from. As always, thanks for reading the AMI blog.
As the Superintendent of the Royse City ISD, I would like to respond to the blogs regarding our school district. In reference to the blog that contains inappropriate comments - I hope and assume it is not from an employee. However, we will work with AMI to do our best to locate the person responsible and I can assure you appropriate discipline will be dealt whether it is a student or an employee. The statements in that posting are certainly not the feelings of the Royse City ISD, nor the administration.
Regarding the original issue - a student not being allowed to keep his mustache - according to our current guidelines - students are not allowed to have mustaches. This is part of the student code of conduct and dress code that is recommended to me and ultimately to the school board by the principal of the campus after he has worked with a commitee of staff, parents, community members, and business members. The school board takes the final action on the proposed guidelines. The code of conduct and dress code is reviewed annually by the campus committee and reapproved by the board during the summer. Any proposed changes would be considered at that time and would go into effect next year. Students and parents are always given the opportunity to appeal any decision. They should contact the campus principal to begin that process.
Again, I regret that Royse City ISD has been placed in a negative position because of this incident. We have a great school district and we support our students in their growth and development and we want them to be successful.
Randy Hancock
Superintendent, Royse City ISD
Hi, I came across this story in the DMN. I am curious to hear when the district employee who made the remarks is found. Please keep the readers updated.
ahahahaha this **** is hilarious!!!
I mean guys, are you serious?
OMG!!! VINCE YOU GOT DESTROYED HAHAHAHA
LOL :)))))) VINCE WILL GO TO MUSTACHE PRISON :)))))
the funniest thing I've read so far this year!!!
Vince is going to be to jail (life time in mustacheland)
PS: Jason for real you look horrible!
All men should have their zippers at half mast in memory.
Jim Rice has been discriminated, loosing to two relief pitchers.
More good 'staches: http://www.tmblr.com/
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Mustaches Take Over Hollywood!!
I pledge not to trim my mustache for one week.
Amen AMI. I wish they wouldchange it so then i wouldnt have to take off work so early in the year every year and use that day in the summer rather than a semi-wasted day of just recovering, I'd rather be at the beach....
Super Saturday, It would be super!!!!
the mighty mustache speaks again. sunday night is a time for stache maintenance and tim and eric. moving the bowl to saturday is another menacing idea from the moist mustachioed mates at AMI.
Having the SB on saturday is a no brainer. get it done NFL. Gooooolay!
I love three things in life..... football...scotch....and mustaches. A Superbowl Saturday would allow me another day with all three.... then its back to the puppy mill.
I don't know why the NFL has not done this already. The SB is about the only game I watch every year other than the Semi Finals. Moving it to Saturday would make it so much easier to go to work Monday.
"lol"
BRING ON SUPER BOWL SATURDAY!!!!!!!!!!
this is simply amazing, and pat, you're a darn good writer
I am out of town on business that weekend. I am very upset I will not be able to attend this. I will send a pic of my mustache in honor of Mr Goulet and his party.
Ha....this party is awesome...I went to this two year ago - these guys are off the wall!! Mustaches are back!
My moustache doesn't come in all too well, but I'll fly in from Vancouver to celebrate the man that Christopher Lloyd and I once celebrated his 51st b-day with!!!
Why I'll be a son of a gun. What a great idear for a partay! If I wasn't already singed up for a gun show in Oklahoma, I'd be there with bells on. It's nice to see facial hair has a place in your liberal city of chicago.
I am shocked that Obama won all three states last night despite this endorsement.....or maybe because of it? The world will never know.
Henry Waxman looks like a muppet had a kid with the pig man from Seinfeld
Way to get your blog on Dr. Blogstone.
wow -
i would give my right leg to go out on a date with that hottie. it makes me want to grow a mustache just to compete with her hot hot mustached boyfriend.
i guess i'll have to settle for donating a whole ton-o-money to the AIDS lifecycle, instead...
I'd take her for a mustache ride.
My best line was actually in Bull Durham where I said: "Guy hit the *** outta that one, eh?"
If by tourturing cows they ment pleasuring cows, they would be right
Moustache March is ***... really authentictits
I invented this dish while walking the yard in Alderson one day. I traded fine dutch chocolate with the screws for the bacon and picked fresh kale from the roadside where we broke rocks., hiding it in a novel manner. A tasty dish that will make even solitary fly by quickly!
MS
As they use to say on the old Wendy's commercial, where's the beef?
You guys are just plain f***ing crazy!
Definetly one of your best!!!!
I think you're underestimating Ron Jeremy by a couple inches. Good stuff.
Shared parenting, yes, housework, no, unless women start helping with the lawn and at least wash the car (not have it wash), though I don't mind laundry of which most is mine.
Line: I feel like we're just growing apart.
Zinczenko Translation: I'm going to try to bag a hotter babe while I'm still eligible.
Mustached American Translation: Yer ass is a lot larger than it was when we first hooked up.
I once saw a porn where Ron Jeremy sucked himself. He's at nine (two short of the 'ole Chuckster)
I think that Will Ferrell should take the advice of Brian Fantana and "sit this next one out, stop talking for awhile"
A 2-year hiatus of Will Ferrell will do his career some good. We'll all start clammoring for a new Will Ferrell movie instead of saying "Oh yeah, Semi-Pro, is that the one where he is an ice skater playing basketball dressed up as an elf all the while doing his best impersonation of Ron Burgandy?"
I am saddened by Mr. Perlut's fall from grace. As the former spiritual director of the AMI, I offer my expertise in being removed from the AMI to Mr Perlut with the hope that he will be able to move forward in his journey.
Good choice on Xavier downing Duke!
dissing louisville is uncool
that ones going to come back and haunt you
in fact, im not much into any of this
except ucla winning
Hi Abraham.
This is a great image of Herve Villechaize. Is there any chance that I can get from you a larger, higher resolution image of the great Tattoo?
It is being reported today that Mariah Carey, who as reported previously on the AMI blog could be the
Leave Mariah Carey alone! She is a pop princess! I only wish I could make music like her!
Thank you for standing up for the rights of mustache heros across our nation!
With the North Carolina Tarheels preparing to play Kansas tomorrow night - as predicted by the the AMI
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I was driving around today in my pimped-out Hummer – the one with the phat rims. I was headed, well,
The mustache nation knows there are certain crimes against nature which men - especially mustached men
Stop ignoring Rock & Roll.
Freddie Mercury deserves some recognition for his contributions to the mustache. Rivers Coumo of Weezer will done a mustache on his next album cover.
www.weezer.com/.../13476
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So my mustache was reading the newspaper this morning, and as loyal AMI readers know, we routinely muse
Thank you to the hords of people who report on things that is assumably interesting but really is not
Please provide a picture of this newly shaved face..
Ahh, Mr. ExecDirec, honesty is a brave and wonderful thing. I, too, as a one-time mustachioed youth and then a full-beard-wearing 20-30-40-50something, shaved the entire thing off (I "slipped" while trimming the beard, then said to hell with it and mowed down the entire thing). But instead of thanking me for sparing her the facial rash, my then-wife announced that I was "really freaking (her) out" because, sans beard and mustache, I looked disturbingly like my older brother, and that was NOT a good thing.
But again, we all make mistakes, choices, decisions at the fork in our razor, er, road, and I trust this one will give you appropriate pause to remember the quest you are on, and return refreshed, with a new outlook on the importance of maintaining that lip mane for the good, the noble, the right in our hirsute cause.
And, yeah, I'd like to see the newly shaven face, too, BTW . . .
Dearest Vanilla face, I am truly disappointed! What would Sacha say? GROW IT BACK, CAUSE YA LOOK LIKE A BABY!
Wise counsel, as always. I will come back to this site more frequently now that your soothing words have massaged my corneas. Praise the Lord!
Being linked to your organization makes the few hairs atop my head stand on end. I can see at a mere glance that you guys are very busy with important stuff. While I have not specifically talked about mustaches in either my book commentaries or movie commentaries on Nick's List, you can be sure I'll watch for an opening.
For now, note that Mark Twain, my favorite American author, sported one of the finest mustaches in our history. Also, I read around in the ancient philosophers and those guys were all pretty hairy. Some day soon I would like to be an ancient philosopher myself. As for the movies, all mustaches were honored for all time — actually, three times — in one single classic western: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.
Life throws choices at us at unyielding speed. It is difficult to make all of them right. Hope you have learned from this experience.
Parker sucks but Samantha was funny throughout, the other two had one scene each otherwise they were non-entities.
After Indiana Jones and Iron Man there was not much else Sat night.
Sorry!!!
Jason Giambi's batting average pre-mustache: .261
Jason Giambi's batting average post-mustache: .406
As a Yankee hater, these numbers pain me. It is a wonder that more MLB players have not caught on to the majestic powers of the 'stache. If you need more proof, simplely look to the batting champs of the '80s (Mattingly, Boggs, Keith Hernandez). Did Tony Gwynn sport a 'stache?
PLEASE move it to Saturday!
Giambi's hitting is absolutely related to his 'stache. As a die-hard Yankees fan I have listened to or seen most of their games this season. Since Giambi started growing the 'stache, he not only has been hitting more home runs, but he is hitting the ball harder and playing better defense. What this post doesn't say is that Giambi also got his fellow Yanks to grow 'staches and while they are no longer sporting them, I believe it was the mustaches that jump started this team out of mediocrity.
Of course you slag on Beckham, it's just so damned predictable...
Quit feeding the beast and go trim your mustache!
Yes, clearly Scott is a soccer lover and should not be allowed to post on this blog.
savvy,?
It was I, the Hamburgler!
i must object to the silly nature of your highly biased scientific study: do you think that the mustached and non-mustached public have nothing to learn from the hairy-lipped gentlemen who have been sporting mustaches well beyond their fortieth birthday?
pshaw, i say.
i think goldylx would be stunned at both the extent of my dateability AND the positive familial correlation between mustaches and hot babes and beautiful women dated by three generations of my family. STARTLING and engaging results, actually.
scroll through my blog, and study the photos of sister nun, of the above; cardinal sin; and the devil.
it is uncontrovertible that that fellow is highly sought-after by members of the opposite sex.
feel free to apologize and interview me.
sincerely yours, et cetera.
Death Wish 3 rules!! Every time I see that movie, I want to run out and get the "reverse mohawk" sported by Fraker, the ruthless leader of the Not Equal Gang (I assume this is their name from the arithmetic symbol they all wear on their foreheads) and the guy that Bronson gives the business end of the bazooka to in the final scene.
Alas, I never have the guts to go through with it, but thankfully Father Time is slowly taking care of that for me.
God bless you, Golan-Globus Productions, for making some of the best vehicles starring some the greatest mustached American heroes of all time, including Bronson in the Death Wish sequels and the Chuck Norris Missing In Action series. Not to mention Breakin' and Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo.
Also, did you notice actor Alex Winter (Bill of Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure fame) in the film? Just another fun fact about Death Wish 3.