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A sad day - Kidd loses 'stache

The American Mustache Institute continues to fight the good fight for those who wish to wear a mustache in peace. We are doing what we set out to do - serve as the ACLU of mustached Americans and help usher in a new era of greatness for the lip sweater.

However, there are far more cogs in that wheel than AMI. It will take a nation of support: men, women, celebrities, business, Joe Six-Pack, and all of you who read this blog.

Sadly, despite AMI's efforts, a mustache was shaved yesterday, and you may not have known this but, every time a mustache is shaved, an angel in heaven dies and falls to earth, which is a shame.

But yes, NBA scribe David Waldstein of the venerable Newark Star-Ledger (yes, that Newark, go Andy Harteveld!), as well as ESPN, reports that Jason Kidd has indeed caved to the pressure of ESPN and fragile and follically-challenge teammate Vince Carter. Kidd has chosen to shave his cookie duster.

When contacted in her Louisiana home, the wife of the late Pete Maravich, a mustached American with skills similar to those of Kidd, would only say, "Weak ass b!!#$. Pete gave everything for today's players. The least Kidd could do is keep that thing as somewhat of an homage to Pete. It's a damn shame when a grown man is brow-beaten into shaving off his manhood."

The AMI agrees that it is a sad day indeed, and we hope that each and every one of you will say a prayer for Jason's mustache and that angel. 

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About afroman

The name “Abe Froman” is most commonly recognized as the ubiquitous and unseen character who’s identity is briefly assumed by actor Matthew Broderick in the film “Ferris Beuller’s Day Off.” However, Abraham Froman is much more. Dr. Froman, a Capricorn, began his career with AMI as an intern, and after receiving his certification in nuclear mustacheology in 2006, transitioned his role into the organization’s Director of Logistical Intelligence, focusing on research, government relations, intelligence gathering, grass roots advocacy, and song writing. On October 25, 2008, he will ascend to the role of Chief Executive Officer. “I am honored to assume the chair held by Drs. Snor and Perlut previously,” Froman said. “The Mustached American people need leadership, and I pledge that AMI, under my stewardship, will continue to provide it at a time when it is so desperately needed.” Dr. Froman has said that his future goals for AMI are to create satellite campus’s overseas and to develop an annual event, to be known as "The Million Mustache March," each year in St. Louis, concluding under the world’s largest mustache – St. Louis’ Gateway Arch. Froman formerly lived in the Chicago area where he ran a museum dedicated to the "Karate Kid" series of films starring the indefatigable Pat Morita. As Abe likes to say, "One can never tire of Pat Morita." Dr. Froman is also a periodic contributor to joesportsfan.com.
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