The Weekly World News, once owned by American Media (the other AMI), has been revived which gives me a reason to highlight the greatest WWN headlines (with help from Gawker).

 Here's the site: http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/

Starving Birds Devour Parachutist

Bigfoot Kept Lumberjack as Love Slave

Hillary Clinton Adopts Alien Baby

Garden of Eden Found: Original Apple Recovered!

Grossed-out Surgeon Throws Up Inside Patient

Bat Child Found In Cave!

Dead Rock Stars Return on Ghost Plane

Blind Man Regains Sight and Dumps Ugly Girlfriend

Elvis Tomb is Empty!

Heaven Photographed by Hubble Telescope

Space Aliens Ate My Laundry

Plane Missing Since 1939 Lands with Skeleton at the Controls

Time Traveler Busted for Insider Trading

Hitler Arrested in Panama on His Way to Help Saddam Hussein

Man Beaten to Death with Sausage

Lose Weight with the Flesh-Eating Bacteria Diet

Famed Psychic's Head Explodes!