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• Navarro Indeed Sucks

  The 23.8 readers of the AMI blog understand our feelings on Dave Navarro. Whether is was our account of our initial interview with Navarro, or when we lambasted a poor, young scribe who wished to make her mark in journalism by writing a sweetheart of... Posted Aug 28 2008, 06:23 PM by afroman with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: Dave Navarro, The Bugs

• Bravery

  Anyone who is familiar with AMI knows that we have often been called by historians the bravest organization in the history of mankind behind only the U.S. Military and the post-Jim Henson Muppets. And in the past, we've brought you stories about brave... Posted Aug 19 2008, 10:06 AM by afroman with | with no comments Filed under: mustache, Dave Navarro, moustache, John McCain, bravery

• Jay Mariotti - Murderer

  "Kill the mustache." That's how Chicago Sun-Times scribe and former cross-dressing cat owner Jay Mariotti starts his new piece about Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps. Clearly, Mariotti is an ignorant East German and we hope you send him an... Posted Aug 07 2008, 06:55 AM by afroman with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Dave Navarro, Mark Spitz, Michael Phelps, Chicago Sun-Times, Jay Mariotti

• New Interview with My Morning Jacket's Jim James

  Clearly, Jim James of My Morning Jacket is no Dave Navarro . You can read our new interview with James here . Carry on. Posted Jul 30 2008, 10:39 AM by afroman with | with no comments Filed under: Dave Navarro, Jim James, My MOrning Jacket

• What the heck is AOL News?

  John Mayer + Mustache = Extra Creepy switchFont(1,"smallText"); (July 23) - Photographers snapped John Mayer on his way to meet Pete Wentz on July 22. The guitarist was sporting a new growth on his upper lip, perhaps in an attempt to emulate... Posted Jul 24 2008, 02:51 PM by Dcal with | with no comments Filed under: mustache, Dave Navarro, moustache, John Mayer, AOL, Weekly Reader

• Navarro rears ugly head

  If you are one of the 12 loyal readers of the AMI blog, or if you receive AMI e-mail, you are well aware that the bravest organization behind only the U.S. Marines and the Muppets, is not a fan of one Dave Navarro as you can read here . Even in our e... Posted Jul 17 2008, 08:50 AM by afroman with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: Dave Navarro, ad age, daisy whitney

• My confession

  Last night I trekked to the Mad Art Gallery in St. Louis to see country troubadour Unknown Hinson . All I knew about him was that he is reportedly a 400-year-old vampire, that he plays a role in the hilarious Adult Swim cartoon Squidbillies , he has some... Posted May 23 2008, 07:46 AM by aperlut with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: AMI Administration, american mustache institute, Dave Navarro, aaron perlut, unknown hinson

• What a mustache thinks this week

  So my mustache was reading the newspaper this morning, and as loyal AMI readers know, we routinely muse about topics other than lip fur. Things like the state of the pork sausage industry, the taste of cats, the fate of the stars of the 1970s show “The... Posted Apr 27 2008, 09:35 AM by afroman with | with no comments Filed under: Dave Navarro, divorce court, NFL draft, earthquake, yucca mountain, van halen, snoop dogg, yoko ono, josh howard, different strokes, david lee roth, gary coleman, nevada

• Random musings make us giggle

  ADHD is actually a blessing if you harness it correctly as there's nothing quite like a series of unconnected thoughts to brighten the end of the week. That, plus a 24-pack of beer. Cold beer. And maybe a large sausage and extra cheese pizza. Good... Posted Apr 17 2008, 01:55 PM by afroman with | with no comments Filed under: Vanilla Ice, NBA, Dave Navarro, Bauer-Griffin online, ADHD, Neil Diamond, pizza, John Wilkes Boothe, Miguel Tejada, Charlton Heston, IMOs, Microsoft

• Tell-tale signs

  It's often funny what you can tell about a person by the little things. Those subtle qualities that quietly define us, but to the trained eye scream something about us at the same time. Indeed, a mustache tells you a man is either: the bravest, most... Posted Apr 15 2008, 01:04 PM by afroman with | with no comments Filed under: mustache, Dave Navarro, Barrack Obama, Real Sports, Yankees, Bryant Gumbel, Chicago Cubs, baskeball

• O'Brien set to return

  According to published reports , AMI friend Pat O'Brien is apparently headed out of rehab and back to his syndicated "The Insider." As we blogged earlier this year, Pat's had his challenges, but he is one hell of a guy, as evidenced... Posted Apr 10 2008, 12:05 PM by afroman with | with no comments Filed under: american mustache institute, mustache, Dave Navarro, AMI, Pat O'Brien

• NCAA finals

  Mustached Americans were intrigued going into the 2008 NCAA men's basketball finals between Memphis and Kansas, and thanks to Memphis' inability to hit key free throws in the end of regulation and Mario Chalmers' clutch 3-pointer with 2.1... Posted Apr 07 2008, 08:54 AM by afroman with | with no comments Filed under: Dave Navarro, NCAA tournament, march madness, john calipari, dennis felton, roy williams, derek rose, ken bone, beer, prohibition, mario chalmers, joey dorsey

• Crazy freaking news & notes

  The AMI always is onto news that matters as we look out for our mustached American brethren. It's the information you crave, and we love. This week, there are two stories you should check out. Here's this news story out of Australia, which is... Posted Mar 27 2008, 12:30 PM by afroman with | with no comments Filed under: Dave Navarro, wombat, Egg McMuffin

• Long Duk Dong

  Stereotypes are an interesting, and often dangerous, beast. Just think: Why are mustached Americans often affiliated with criminals? Maybe because, as AMI's daily Google search can attest, police blotters - and therefore media reports - are often... Posted Mar 24 2008, 03:14 PM by afroman with | with no comments Filed under: Dave Navarro, beards, Long Duk Dong

• Does Canadian jerk-off feel jobbed by hipsters? Or is he one himself?

  If you are an adult with a job and life experience, it's hard to really care what a college student says. Not that any person of any age should not have an opinion worthy of respect, but I mean, college is a time where kids become either idealists... Posted Mar 17 2008, 08:28 AM by afroman with | with no comments Filed under: american mustache institute, mustache, Dave Navarro, AMI, moustache, Kevin O'Doole, Daily Manitoban