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  • Women are selfish

    In 2001, the AMI research department under the guidance of Dr. Daniel Callahan conducted a study which found that 92.3 percent of Mustached Americans believe they tolerate the female gender for one reason and one reason only - primal needs. Indeed, from the age of 12 we begin to feel the urge as our...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by afroman on 10-31-2008

  • O'Brien set to return

    According to published reports , AMI friend Pat O'Brien is apparently headed out of rehab and back to his syndicated "The Insider." As we blogged earlier this year, Pat's had his challenges, but he is one hell of a guy, as evidenced by our October 2007 AMI "Monthly Mustache Interview"...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by afroman on 04-10-2008

  • Does Canadian jerk-off feel jobbed by hipsters? Or is he one himself?

    If you are an adult with a job and life experience, it's hard to really care what a college student says. Not that any person of any age should not have an opinion worthy of respect, but I mean, college is a time where kids become either idealists who have yet to grasp the reality of the world, or...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by afroman on 03-17-2008

  • SSNN misquotes AMI

    The Serious Sports News Network, considered by the National Dwarfs Emporium Association to be the most serious sports network ever, today attempted to hijack the voice of the American Mustache Institute (NYSE: AMI), the bravest organization in the history of mankind. In a story about the cookie duster...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by afroman on 03-12-2008
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