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  • Navarro Indeed Sucks

    The 23.8 readers of the AMI blog understand our feelings on Dave Navarro. Whether is was our account of our initial interview with Navarro, or when we lambasted a poor, young scribe who wished to make her mark in journalism by writing a sweetheart of a story about Chump Bait - even though she knew he...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by afroman on 08-28-2008
  • Bravery

    Anyone who is familiar with AMI knows that we have often been called by historians the bravest organization in the history of mankind behind only the U.S. Military and the post-Jim Henson Muppets. And in the past, we've brought you stories about brave friends of ours , who have fought cancer and...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by afroman on 08-19-2008
  • Jay Mariotti - Murderer

    "Kill the mustache." That's how Chicago Sun-Times scribe and former cross-dressing cat owner Jay Mariotti starts his new piece about Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps. Clearly, Mariotti is an ignorant East German and we hope you send him an e-mail voicing your displeasure at jmariotti@suntimes...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by afroman on 08-07-2008
  • New Interview with My Morning Jacket's Jim James

    Clearly, Jim James of My Morning Jacket is no Dave Navarro . You can read our new interview with James here . Carry on.
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by afroman on 07-30-2008
  • What the heck is AOL News?

    John Mayer + Mustache = Extra Creepy switchFont(1,"smallText"); (July 23) - Photographers snapped John Mayer on his way to meet Pete Wentz on July 22. The guitarist was sporting a new growth on his upper lip, perhaps in an attempt to emulate Yankees player Jason Giambi. The above was posted...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by Dcal on 07-24-2008
  • Navarro rears ugly head

    If you are one of the 12 loyal readers of the AMI blog, or if you receive AMI e-mail, you are well aware that the bravest organization behind only the U.S. Marines and the Muppets, is not a fan of one Dave Navarro as you can read here . Even in our e-mail disclaimer to loyal followers, politicians, and...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by afroman on 07-17-2008
  • My confession

    Last night I trekked to the Mad Art Gallery in St. Louis to see country troubadour Unknown Hinson . All I knew about him was that he is reportedly a 400-year-old vampire, that he plays a role in the hilarious Adult Swim cartoon Squidbillies , he has some very entertaining videos on YouTube like this...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by aperlut on 05-23-2008
  • What a mustache thinks this week

    So my mustache was reading the newspaper this morning, and as loyal AMI readers know, we routinely muse about topics other than lip fur. Things like the state of the pork sausage industry, the taste of cats, the fate of the stars of the 1970s show “The Facts of Life,” and of course, Jesus’ beard. So...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by afroman on 04-27-2008
  • Random musings make us giggle

    ADHD is actually a blessing if you harness it correctly as there's nothing quite like a series of unconnected thoughts to brighten the end of the week. That, plus a 24-pack of beer. Cold beer. And maybe a large sausage and extra cheese pizza. Good pizza too. Not like the crap they serve at IMOs in...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by afroman on 04-17-2008
  • Tell-tale signs

    It's often funny what you can tell about a person by the little things. Those subtle qualities that quietly define us, but to the trained eye scream something about us at the same time. Indeed, a mustache tells you a man is either: the bravest, most self-confident soul you've met; a child molester;...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by afroman on 04-15-2008
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