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Protecting the rights of, and fighting discrimination against, mustached Americans by promoting the growth, care, and culture of the mustache.

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  • How to Get a Date

    When you're nearly middle-aged, hopelessly single, tragically bare-lipped, and sadly spend more of your free time writing on mustache blogs than on dates, you'll take all the advice on meeting the ladies you can get. If you're like me, and every day that slips through your fingers makes you...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by biggrubbowski on 08-14-2008
  • Georgia Quiz

    While having a lengthy discussion with my friend Maymo about where to find good mustaches, she informed me of the fact that big box discount stores in the south were certainly a good place to observe all types of mustaches and other random/experimental/accidental forms of facial hair. After discussing...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by goldylx on 07-29-2008
  • The North Dakota Mustache - an endangered species.

    Mustache acceptance and fashion has waxed and waned, even in North Dakota, where they seem to be the facial hair style of choice. The mustache has followed a slightly longer cycle of near-extermination than the once mighty buffalo did. Both once inhabited the Great Plains in droves, from the Mississippi...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by goldylx on 07-17-2008
  • I can gut a fish and you can clap with one hand. How lovely.

    On a recent trip to the inboxes that collect the fodder of my daily online dating life, I received a message that contained the following gumballs: “I can demonstrate the 5 positions in ballet (not very gracefully, though), I can clap with one hand (which means I can answer that age old philosophical...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by goldylx on 06-30-2008
  • Dear hot, bald, man of my dreams...

    You are smokin' hot and I don't really think you understand to what degree. You’re even gorgeous without a mustache, although we talked at length about the fact that you can grow one, and a good one at that. You keep touching me, but not once have I given you the stiff arm or tried to back away...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by goldylx on 06-30-2008
  • Time magazine and human attraction

    There's a really interesting piece in a recent Time magazine by Jeffrey Kluger about what attracts men to women and vise versa, much of it pinned to our biological scents scientifically known as phermons. One of the more interesting nuggets for mustached Americans was this: "And while a hairy...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by afroman on 02-04-2008
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