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How to Get a Date

When you're nearly middle-aged, hopelessly single, tragically bare-lipped, and sadly spend more of your free time writing on mustache blogs than on dates, you'll take all the advice on meeting the ladies you can get. If you're like me, and every day that slips through your fingers makes you...

Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by biggrubbowski on 08-14-2008
I can gut a fish and you can clap with one hand. How lovely.

On a recent trip to the inboxes that collect the fodder of my daily online dating life, I received a message that contained the following gumballs: “I can demonstrate the 5 positions in ballet (not very gracefully, though), I can clap with one hand (which means I can answer that age old philosophical...

Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by goldylx on 06-30-2008
Dear hot, bald, man of my dreams...

You are smokin' hot and I don't really think you understand to what degree. You’re even gorgeous without a mustache, although we talked at length about the fact that you can grow one, and a good one at that. You keep touching me, but not once have I given you the stiff arm or tried to back away...

Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by goldylx on 06-30-2008

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