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While having a lengthy discussion with my friend Maymo about where to find good mustaches, she informed me of the fact that big box discount stores in the south were certainly a good place to observe all types of mustaches and other random/experimental/accidental forms of facial hair. After discussing...

Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by goldylx on 07-29-2008
The North Dakota Mustache - an endangered species.

Mustache acceptance and fashion has waxed and waned, even in North Dakota, where they seem to be the facial hair style of choice. The mustache has followed a slightly longer cycle of near-extermination than the once mighty buffalo did. Both once inhabited the Great Plains in droves, from the Mississippi...

Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by goldylx on 07-17-2008
I can gut a fish and you can clap with one hand. How lovely.

On a recent trip to the inboxes that collect the fodder of my daily online dating life, I received a message that contained the following gumballs: “I can demonstrate the 5 positions in ballet (not very gracefully, though), I can clap with one hand (which means I can answer that age old philosophical...

Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by goldylx on 06-30-2008
Dear hot, bald, man of my dreams...

You are smokin' hot and I don't really think you understand to what degree. You’re even gorgeous without a mustache, although we talked at length about the fact that you can grow one, and a good one at that. You keep touching me, but not once have I given you the stiff arm or tried to back away...

Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by goldylx on 06-30-2008

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Georgia Quiz

The North Dakota Mustache - an endangered species.

I can gut a fish and you can clap with one hand. How lovely.

Dear hot, bald, man of my dreams...