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  • Women are selfish

    In 2001, the AMI research department under the guidance of Dr. Daniel Callahan conducted a study which found that 92.3 percent of Mustached Americans believe they tolerate the female gender for one reason and one reason only - primal needs. Indeed, from the age of 12 we begin to feel the urge as our...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by afroman on 10-31-2008

  • Simple pleasures

    We all have simple pleasures in life. For me, I love accidentally parking in front of an inoperable parking meter, getting out with change in hand, only to find its not needed. Or what about sitting on the couch and watching re-runs of 1980s sitcom ALF ? Of course, there's always hating on Dave Navarro...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by afroman on 10-04-2008

  • Shock in Mustache Community - Aiken Comes out of Closet

    Clay Aiken is finally confirming what many people suspected: He's gay, and his lady admirer's are not only shocked, but clearly, the dumbest humans alive. While "American Idol" runner-up Aiken has rarely addressed rumors about his sexuality, to anyone with a mustache or any sense whatsoever...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by afroman on 09-24-2008

  • Bravery

    Anyone who is familiar with AMI knows that we have often been called by historians the bravest organization in the history of mankind behind only the U.S. Military and the post-Jim Henson Muppets. And in the past, we've brought you stories about brave friends of ours , who have fought cancer and...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by afroman on 08-19-2008

  • What the heck is AOL News?

    John Mayer + Mustache = Extra Creepy switchFont(1,"smallText"); (July 23) - Photographers snapped John Mayer on his way to meet Pete Wentz on July 22. The guitarist was sporting a new growth on his upper lip, perhaps in an attempt to emulate Yankees player Jason Giambi. The above was posted...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by Dcal on 07-24-2008

  • Tell-tale signs

    It's often funny what you can tell about a person by the little things. Those subtle qualities that quietly define us, but to the trained eye scream something about us at the same time. Indeed, a mustache tells you a man is either: the bravest, most self-confident soul you've met; a child molester;...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by afroman on 04-15-2008

  • O'Brien set to return

    According to published reports , AMI friend Pat O'Brien is apparently headed out of rehab and back to his syndicated "The Insider." As we blogged earlier this year, Pat's had his challenges, but he is one hell of a guy, as evidenced by our October 2007 AMI "Monthly Mustache Interview"...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by afroman on 04-10-2008

  • Does Canadian jerk-off feel jobbed by hipsters? Or is he one himself?

    If you are an adult with a job and life experience, it's hard to really care what a college student says. Not that any person of any age should not have an opinion worthy of respect, but I mean, college is a time where kids become either idealists who have yet to grasp the reality of the world, or...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by afroman on 03-17-2008

  • AMI places executive director on leave

    St. Louis - The American Mustache Institute (NYSE: AMI) has announced the suspension of its executive director, Aaron Perlut , for violations of a conduct clause in his contract. Perlut, who also may face charges for an unrelated incident which occurred this past Friday, has been relieved of all duties...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by afroman on 03-12-2008
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