‘Stache Bash 2014: Richmond

Screen Shot 2014-08-21 at 11.10.56 AMThe American Mustache Institute brings its annual costume-heavy hairy Halloween celebration – ‘Stache Bash 2014 presented by Wahl Trimmer - to Richmond, Virginia, for the first time on Saturday, Oct. 25 at Haxall Point by F.W. Sullivan’s.  The event benefits M4K Richmond, which raises funds to improve the quality of life for Richmond-area children by charitable fundraising through mustache growth and events.

Everything you need to know:

  • SPECIALS: Beyond your own specialness, did you not see what we wrote above? Maybe you’re not a sexually dynamic Mustached American. It’s $30 for an open bar, punk.
  • DO I NEED A MUSTACHE: No, but you’d be a better American for having one. Bring one or pick on up at the door. Everyone attendee gets a free, stick-on lip sweater at the door, as science has proven that both men and women look better with a healthy amount of lower nose foliage. You’re welcome.
  • IS THERE A THEME? Hairy Halloween baby! Bring your costumes and go Village People, the Golden Girls, Magnum P.I., your favorite priest (Judas Priest), Frank Zappa, a mermaid, a merman, 1980s television mainstays Alf or Mr. T, or your ugly self. Just have fun with it.

Here’s a taste from 2013. And watch the whole thing or we’ll send Hulk Hogan to suplex you while you’re sitting on the pot:


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