'Stache Scale AnalysisThe staff and administration of the American Mustache Institute review products, music, film and other aspects of pop culture.
The American Mustache Institute’s Winter 2016 ‘Stache Scale Analysis focuses on a shave lotion designed by a rocket scientist from MIT, a burger-taco hybrid, and a protective porcelain drinking chalice designed to keep one’s ‘stache and shirt free of coffee stains and the subtle aroma of Kahlua in the morning. Mavericks Shaving Trifecta is a [...]
It’s an understood reality that Louis C.K. leads the life of a double minority: A person of Mustached American heritage and a ginger. Indeed, if you added in his mid-section heft and baldness to the mix, without his celebrity his standing would be that of a one-eyed horseshoe fitter at best in broader society. But [...]
You’ve certainly heard of the Dollar Shave Club. You know them because, in theory, they stand against the sexually dynamic Mustached American lifestyle — although in reality they do, in fact, support the Mustached American community. More relevant, however, have you ever heard of the Dollar Beard Club? Their mission entails, “Giving your beard the [...]
This piece has been contributed by noted scholar and alleged (but never convicted) loiterer Matt Baron. ——— Without a question, Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers has established himself as one of the greatest gridiron leaders of all time: a Super Bowl ring, Most Valuable Player selections for the regular season and Super Bowl, three [...]
The American Mustache Institute’s March 2013 ‘Stache Scale Analysis focuses on the “Winter Alcoholism Series” and samples products from Naked Rebel Winery, Salute American Vodka, Iron City Brewing, and Pink Panda Cellars.
In 2010, the American Mustache Institute’s holiday gift guide video gave you suggestions ranging from upscale shavers and brushes from West Coast Shaving, mustache bottle accoutrements from Flat Lab Designs, The Moustache Calendar, and some girly winery that only Dave Navarro would enjoy. The 2011 holiday gift guide video, shot by the good folks at [...]
Looking for a great gift for a Mustached American? The American Mustache Institute conducts this ‘Stache Scale Analysis and provides an official endorsement for the new Hand Job product offering from INeedAHandJob sure to put a smile on anyone’s face. Just watch this brief informercial for more details.
The forthcoming film “Shift” is a classic tale of Mustached Americana. Boomer Honeycutt is a drag racer. He has a durable, Chevron-style mustache adorned by a high quality mullet. His lone quest is to escape his father’s shadow and become the next drag racing Classic Gear Jammers Champion. And did we mention Boomer also likes [...]
This Saturday is Santa Claus’ birthday, and of course that means capitalism is in full swing. So the American Mustache Institute offers a ‘Stache Scale Analysis of some high quality gift ideas for the Mustached American in your life. No, we were not self serving — we didn’t include high quality merchandise from our own [...]
The American Mustache Institute’s ‘Stache Scale Analysis today examines Terry Taylor’s newly published “‘Stache: Frivolous Facts & Facies About That Space Between the Nose And Lip,” a book that people of Mustached American heritage are sure to notice. It’s an homage to the sexually adventuresome Mustached American way of living, as well as being a [...]