The Mustache Interview: Wheeler Walker, Jr.

On October 31, 2017, by AMI Staff

Retired General Colin Powell, U.S. Senator John McCain, Burt Reynolds, Tommy Lee during the Pam Anderson years, and Wheeler Walker, Jr. – perhaps the most efficient and accurate list of the greatest Americans in the history of history. And while Mr. Walker – the country music legend – recently lost in his bid to become [...]

‘Stache Scale Analysis: Laugh.ly a Hit as Double Minority Louis C.K. Most Streamed Comic

On August 11, 2016, by AMI Staff

It’s an understood reality that Louis C.K. leads the life of a double minority: A person of Mustached American heritage and a ginger. Indeed, if you added in his mid-section heft and baldness to the mix, without his celebrity his standing would be that of a one-eyed horseshoe fitter at best in broader society. But [...]

Actor & Comedian Wayne Brady Kidnaps Mustached American for Tax Break

On April 16, 2012, by AMI Staff

While he doesn’t typically celebrate a sexually dynamic Mustached American lifestyle, actor and comedian Wayne Brady longs to own and operate thick, dense lower nose foliage. But as a sufferer of Bare Upper Lip Disorder (BULD), he simply struggles to grow a luxurious upper mouth shading device. Who knew? Now, with Tax Day tomorrow, the [...]