ESPN’s Kenny Mayne Helping Mustached American Hipsters With IRS Challenges

On March 3, 2014, by AMI Staff

It goes without saying that one of the key drivers of the Mustached American resurgence in recent years has been the American Hipster species who have taken to the upper mouth brow like Pamela Anderson to Hepatitis-C. And therefore we were pleased to see an endeavor launched this week by ESPN’s bare-lipped Kenny Mayne, who [...]

ESPN’s Kenny Mayne Takes Up Super Bowl Saturday Fight For AMI

On January 25, 2014, by AMI Staff

For many years your American Mustache Institute has argued that cats suck, Canadians are Communist, Dave Navarro is worthless, and most important, the National Football League’s Super Bowl should be moved to SATURDAY. After all, the Super Bowl has become a national holiday – we drink, we eat, we drink more, we digest chili, and ultimately, [...]

Ron Burgundy Interviews Peyton Manning

On December 4, 2013, by AMI Staff

On behalf of the American Mustache Institute and in advance of the forthcoming “Anchorman 2″ release on December 20, Ron Burgundy recently interviewed Denver Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning about how a mustache might help his quarterbacking skills

The Workplace Mustache Study

On November 16, 2013, by AMI Staff

OVERVIEW In 1991 researchers J.A. Reed and E.M. Blunk published the “Effects of Cranial and Facial Hair on Perceptions of Age and Person,”in the Journal of Social Psychology. Among other findings, they determined managers tended to hire men with facial hair while suggesting mustaches were not favorable to all professions, with clean-shaven men seen as more reliable in roles [...]

Cleveland Feels the Tour

On November 11, 2013, by AMI Staff

En route to Pittsburgh and ‘Stache Bash 2013, the Mobile Mustache Unit rolled into lovely Cleveland to talk about the WORKPLACE MUSTACHE STUDY, a collaborative examination of facial hair discrimination in the workplace between the American Mustache Institute and Wahl Trimmers. What did we learn? The despite discriminating against facial hair, Progressive Insurance seems to like weed, rolling in gutters in [...]

Mayne Event Focuses on Fisher’s Mustache, AMI

On September 23, 2012, by AMI Staff

Last Friday we reported that ESPN’s bare-faced mortal correspondent Kenny Mayne traveled to St. Louis to report on St. Louis Rams coach Jeff Fisher’s candidacy for the Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year award. That story aired on ESPN’s Sept. 23 Sunday NFL Countdown.

AMI Official Ambushed And Shaved, But Stays Strong for ESPN’s Kenny Mayne

On September 20, 2012, by AMI Staff

As fans piled into the Edward Jones Dome for the St. Louis Rams home opener vs. Daniel Snyder and his Washington Redskins Sept. 16, Mustached American spirits were high as the home team was handing out Jeff Fisher-style mustaches in honor of their coach, trying to set a Guinness Book record for the most fake [...]

AMI’s Dr. Perlut Speaks to Barefaced Mortals on ESPNU’s UNITE Program

On September 15, 2012, by AMI Staff

Late Thursday night American Mustache Institute chairman Dr. Aaron Perlut appeared on ESPNU’s new UNITE program to explain the trappings of a sexually dynamic Mustached American lifestyle to hosts Danny Kannell, Reese Waters and “Marianela” Pereyra.

Keith Hernandez May Lose Sports Mustache Title

On September 7, 2012, by AMI Staff

Pending further developments and considerations, yesterday on Dr. Aaron Perlut of the American Mustache Institute wrote that AMI may strip Keith Hernandez of his 2007 title of Greatest Sports Mustache of All Time if he goes forward with his plan to shave his mustache during the New York Mets’ final home game. “His title [...]

Bill Simmons Reverses Field, Gets Douche-like With Spousal Compromise

On August 18, 2011, by AMI Staff

Last week we reported that ESPN’s Bill Simmons, a.k.a. “The Sports Guy,” had accepted a sexually dynamic Mustached American lifestyle in adding a dapper looking Chevron-style mouth brow to his lower nose foliage. We also, however, read comments that were sent to Simmons on his blog, Grantland. Barbs like “Nice stache. You look like everyone’s [...]

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