Romeo Dance Cheetah’s Debut Album Hailed as the Greatest Collection of Human Creativity Ever

On March 24, 2017, by AMI Staff

If you don’t know who Romeo Dance Cheetah is by now, you probably don’t like fun, smiling, laughing or sexual dynamism. Just a few career highlights (for those living under a gigantic boulder) include: Former United States Air Guitar Champion with performances on “America’s Got Talent” and “The Today Show” where he taught Al Roker [...]

NFL, Csonka Campaign for Mustache Hall of Fame Inclusion

On March 9, 2017, by AMI Staff

Legendary National Football League running back Larry Csonka wants in the Hall of Fame. Not the NFL Hall of Fame — Csonka was inducted in Canton in 1987. Instead, the former Miami Dolphins star and the NFL are campaigning for his induction into the American Mustache Institute’s International Mustache Hall of Fame through a new promotional video seen here [...]

MUSTACHE HALL OF FAME OPENS NOMINATIONS FOR THIRD CLASS

On January 25, 2017, by AMI Staff

The International Mustache Hall of Fame (MustacheHall.com), an endeavor of the American Mustache Institute (AMI) to canonize the superior attractiveness of people of facial hair, today opened its 2017 public nomination process seeking submissions of worthy candidates for the Hall’s second class.  The chosen few will join mustache luminaries and members of the Hall’s esteemed [...]

Trump Must Clarify Mustache Position

On January 19, 2017, by AMI Staff

Last month the American Mustache Institute expressed displeasure at President-elect Donald Trump’s discriminatory search for cabinet officials in which he eliminated John Bolton from consideration due to his Mustached American heritage. AMI’s quarrel with Trump’s actions, of course, are in no way political as a non-partisan institution of learning, thought and facial hair militancy. It [...]

Patriots Long Adheres to Mustache Calling

On January 5, 2017, by AMI Staff

This week, the forthcoming National Football League playoffs are reinforcing a simple truth: You can take the man away from his mustache influence, but you can’t take the mustache influence out of the man. As the New England Patriots’ Chris Long prepares to play in the NFL postseason for the first time, he has drawn [...]

Official Statement: Donald Trump’s Unacceptable Mustache Discrimination

On December 22, 2016, by AMI Staff

This week, Washington Post reporters Phillip Rucker and Karen Tumulty revealed that part of President-elect Donald Trump’s methodical searches for cabinet officials included seeking what he deems to be an appropriate “look.” Indeed, this should come as no surprise as through his years in public life the world has witnessed Mr. Trump’s aesthetic-minded attempts at [...]

Official Mustached American Community Statement on Jeff Fisher Firing

On December 13, 2016, by AMI Staff

On Monday, December 12, the Los Angeles Rams of the National Football League announced that longtime coach and Mustached American icon Jeff Fisher had been relieved of his duties as coach of the struggling franchise. It was a decision, according to bare-faced mortal Chief Operating Officer Kevin Demoff, that resulted in ”an organizational failure” and one [...]

Reliving A Decade of Mustache

On November 7, 2016, by AMI Staff

While founded in 1965, the American Mustache Institute (AMI) first entered the public consciousness in 2006, exploding onto the scene in a cloud of rugged good looks at a time when facial hair was deemed unacceptable in broader social and professional circles. Over the past decade, AMI’s militant advocacy and laser cocksmanship changed the way sexually [...]

Abadam Claims Goulet Award in 2016

On October 31, 2016, by AMI Staff

With Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump viciously debating the merits of Main Street versus Wall Street — presuming either understands any semblance of connectivity with the core fundamentals of the American populace — the most important election of the Fall was settled this past weekend in Pittsburgh, the city embodying a Main Street work ethic. [...]

Dr. Perlut Emerges From Seclusion, Talks Goulet and Facial Hair With KATT

On October 19, 2016, by AMI Staff

Three years ago, the American Mustache Institute’s Dr. Aaron Perlut handed over the organizational reigns to current AMI chief executive Dr. Adam Paul Causgrove who has continued AMI’s practice of militant, iron-fisted facial hair advocacy. Since then, Dr. Perlut has rarely been seen nor heard from, living a life of seclusion while studying bathing uses [...]

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