Washington Redskins Owner Dan Snyder

On April 23, 2014, by AMI Staff

It’s not every day one gets to meet an owner of a National Football League team, particularly if you have a mustache — unless you hang around St. Louis (Stan Kronke) or Jacksonville (Shahid Khan). But alas, thus was the case as my mustache and me found ourselves sitting in the bright sun on a [...]

Aaron Rodgers Breaks New Ground with Off-the-Charts ‘Mustache Extraordinary Rating’

On December 6, 2013, by AMI Staff

This piece has been contributed by noted scholar and alleged (but never convicted) loiterer Matt Baron. ——— Without a question, Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers has established himself as one of the greatest gridiron leaders of all time: a Super Bowl ring, Most Valuable Player selections for the regular season and Super Bowl, three [...]

Mustached Americans Urged to Support St. Louis Rams Effort To Honor Fisher

On August 23, 2012, by AMI Staff

As the St. Louis Rams look to rebuild its franchise in the mold of new head coach Jeff Fisher, the team is working to honor his championship upper lip shading device. “Clearly we have great, long-term expectations for Coach Fisher in leading the Rams back to a championship caliber of football on the field,” Demoff [...]

St. Louis Rams Kicker Josh Brown Kicks Stache

On March 26, 2012, by AMI Staff

Much like carnies, kickers in the National Football League often get a bum rap. But St. Louis Rams kicker Josh Brown is opening up and taking a stand for the Mustached American community in an effort to provide clean drinking water to people who need it. You see, many people don’t know it, but each [...]

Brit Miller – St. Louis Rams

On December 1, 2011, by AMI Staff

St. Louis Rams fullback Brit Miller — no, not this creepy Britt Miller – is not a household name outside of the corridor between the University of Illinois at Champagne and St. Louis. But throughout his life, he’s been committed to maintaining a sexually dynamic Mustached American lifestyle. Does that mean he wears a luxurious [...]

Texans QB Matt Leinart Becomes Statistical Anomaly

On November 28, 2011, by AMI Staff

In August 2010, Cincinnati Reds pitcher Johnny Cueto received a seven-game suspension for kicking St. Louis Cardinals catcher Jason LaRue in the head during a benches-clearing incident. Not only did the incident end LaRue’s career, but it served as a stark reminder of what can happen when a mustache is removed. Up until that week, [...]

Chris Cooley, Washington Redskins Tight End

On October 19, 2011, by AMI Staff

Continuing the American Mustache Institute’s award-winning interview series — the last one with Green Bay Packers QB Aaron Rodgers — AMI chairman Dr. Aaron Perlut recently spoke with Washington Redskins all-pro tight end Chris Cooley. Cooley, a part-time Mustached American who hails from Mustached American heritage (his father was a Mustached American as well), discusses [...]

TWIRFH: Joe Jacoby

On September 9, 2011, by AMI Staff

Large men with mustaches are not uncommon, but former Washington Redskins lineman Joe Jacoby was an absolute beast. Profiled here by TheHogs.net, Jacoby was, well, a Hog, in both stature and as an original member of the famed group of Skins linemen. Imagine Jacoby’s ability to simply tuck current Washington Redskins owner Dan Snyder, or [...]

Aaron Rodgers, Green Bay Packers Quarterback

On September 3, 2011, by AMI Staff

Continuing the American Mustache Institute’s award-winning interview series — the last one with Milwaukee Brewers closer John Axford — AMI chairman Dr. Aaron Perlut recently spoke with Green Bay Packers quarterback and Super Bowl MVP Aaron Rodgers. With the NFL season nearly upon us, the on-again off-again Mustached American Rodgers expressed his appreciation for being [...]

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