Nominations Open for 2016-17 Goulet Awards

On September 8, 2016, by AMI Staff

Maybe it will be litigious former wrestler Hulk Hogan for taking down Gawker, little known Ricardo Ruiz from San Antonio, professional golfer Rickie Fowler, or even Glee star Lea Michele. The optimal question being: Who is worthy of nomination for the American Mustache Institute’s 2016-17 Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year presented by [...]

Nominations Open for 2014 Goulet Awards

On September 2, 2014, by AMI Staff

Perhaps it could be Murray City, Utah, Mayor Dan Snarr? Maybe the pitching staff of the Cleveland Indians? Or what about U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder or Capt. Ronald Johnson of the Missouri Highway Patrol? The American Mustache Institute has opened nominations for the 2014 Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year presented by Wahl Trimmer , [...]

Nominations Open for 2013 Goulet Award

On September 3, 2013, by AMI Staff

The American Mustache Institute has opened nominations for the 2013 Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year, which Mexican telecommunications magnate Carlos Slim and Ladies Home Journal have called on par with the Nobel Prize for Peace. Nominations will be accepted until Friday, Sept. 27.  A pool of finalists will then be selected by AMI’s certified [...]

Former Goulet Winner Axford Heads to Greener Pastures in St. Louis

On August 30, 2013, by AMI Staff

The St. Louis Cardinals acquired right-handed reliever John Axford – best known as the American Mustache Institute’s 2011 Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year — from the Milwaukee Brewers on Friday for a player to be named and a can of spiced pork products. The 30-year-old Axford received the prestigious Goulet award despite being a communist Canadian citizen, having been [...]

Pittsburgh Native Adam Paul Causgrove Named 2012 Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year

On October 29, 2012, by AMI Staff

On a beautiful Arizona night at ‘Stache Bash 2012 in front of some 1,000 Mustached Americans and interested third parties, Pittsburgh-native Adam Paul Causgrove was crowned the American Mustache Institute’s 2012 Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year, presented by Wahl Trimmers. In what has historically been a close competition, Causgrove – a University [...]

H&R Block Delivers STACHE Act Campaign Proceeds to Millions From One

On August 1, 2012, by AMI Staff

On President’s Day 2012, the American Mustache Institute launched the “Million Mustache March” campaign seeking adoption of the Stimulus To Allow Critical Hair Expenses, or STACHE Act, which if adopted would provide a $250 annual tax deduction for people of facial hair. Stretching from that sunny Monday afternoon news conference on Capitol Hill until the [...]

Goulet Award Winner Axford Ends Streak, Leaves Note

On May 14, 2012, by AMI Staff

John Axford, the stellar Milwaukee Brewers relief pitcher who in 2011 took home the Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year award, finally demonstrated mortality by blowing a rare save attempt after converting a club-record 49 in a row. He didn’t want to stick around and talk to reporters afterward so he left the [...]

John Axford Shines In Mo’jor League Video By The Reason

On April 10, 2012, by AMI Staff

Despite a run-time of just over 8 minutes, Milwaukee Brewers stopper and 2011 Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year John Axford shines in the music video “Mo’jor League” by The Reason, which also features fat guys with ponytails, baseball, dudes kissing mustaches onto girls, and someone dressed in a gorilla suit. Life is [...]

Despite Being Canadian, Milwaukee Brewers Pitcher John Axford Talks U.S. Taxes And Mustaches

On March 13, 2012, by AMI Staff

Despite hailing from Communist Canada, Milwaukee Brewers pitcher John Axford, who in 2011 led all NL relievers in saves and was voted the Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year, pays taxes to the United States government as well as the Canadian Confederate Communist Confederatory Confederation Tax Authority. That’s why Axford is speaking out [...]

The Year In Review: AMI Staff Memo From Dr. Froman

On December 20, 2011, by AMI Staff

AMI Staff & Administration, The 2011 campaign has represented a banner year for the American Mustache Institute and the overall Mustached American community in terms of growth, prosperity, feline murder, and the further enhancement of rugged good looks. We witnessed yet another increase in the total number of Americans who have adopted a sexually dynamic [...]

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