Former Goulet Winner Axford Heads to Greener Pastures in St. Louis

On August 30, 2013, by AMI Staff

The St. Louis Cardinals acquired right-handed reliever John Axford – best known as the American Mustache Institute’s 2011 Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year — from the Milwaukee Brewers on Friday for a player to be named and a can of spiced pork products. The 30-year-old Axford received the prestigious Goulet award despite being a communist Canadian citizen, having been [...]

41 Years Ago: Beer Was 10 Cents in Milwaukee

On June 19, 2012, by AMI Staff

June 18 was the 41st anniversary of one of the craziest nights in Milwaukee Brewer history – the first dime beer night. While the Cleveland Indians held a more celebrated blowout three years later in 1974, the Brewers blazed the way with a totally nutty night of beery debauchery. And I quote from the esteemed [...]

Goulet Award Winner Axford Ends Streak, Leaves Note

On May 14, 2012, by AMI Staff

John Axford, the stellar Milwaukee Brewers relief pitcher who in 2011 took home the Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year award, finally demonstrated mortality by blowing a rare save attempt after converting a club-record 49 in a row. He didn’t want to stick around and talk to reporters afterward so he left the [...]

John Axford Shines In Mo’jor League Video By The Reason

On April 10, 2012, by AMI Staff

Despite a run-time of just over 8 minutes, Milwaukee Brewers stopper and 2011 Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year John Axford shines in the music video “Mo’jor League” by The Reason, which also features fat guys with ponytails, baseball, dudes kissing mustaches onto girls, and someone dressed in a gorilla suit. Life is [...]

Despite Being Canadian, Milwaukee Brewers Pitcher John Axford Talks U.S. Taxes And Mustaches

On March 13, 2012, by AMI Staff

Despite hailing from Communist Canada, Milwaukee Brewers pitcher John Axford, who in 2011 led all NL relievers in saves and was voted the Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year, pays taxes to the United States government as well as the Canadian Confederate Communist Confederatory Confederation Tax Authority. That’s why Axford is speaking out [...]

Aaron Rodgers, Green Bay Packers Quarterback

On September 3, 2011, by AMI Staff

Continuing the American Mustache Institute’s award-winning interview series — the last one with Milwaukee Brewers closer John Axford — AMI chairman Dr. Aaron Perlut recently spoke with Green Bay Packers quarterback and Super Bowl MVP Aaron Rodgers. With the NFL season nearly upon us, the on-again off-again Mustached American Rodgers expressed his appreciation for being [...]

Milwaukee Brewers Pitcher John Axford

On August 19, 2011, by AMI Staff

Sitting in the visitors dugout at Busch Stadium in St. Louis, AMI chairman Dr. Aaron Perlut recently spoke with Milwaukee Brewers all-star closer John Axford about a range of topics — From Communism to Justin Bieber to to what Axford’s mustache thought of his team’s acquisition of Francisco Rodgriguez to the worthless jaw cushion of [...]

John Axford, Milwaukee Brewers Pitcher

On August 16, 2011, by AMI Staff

Continuing the American Mustache Institute’s award-winning interview series, AMI chairman Dr. Aaron Perlut recently spoke with Milwaukee Brewers closer John Axford. Axford, who you can find on Facebook and on Twitter, is tearing through National League hitters with the Brewers in first place in the NL Central and is expected to be a top contender [...]