Lt. Colonel Smith Claims Fort Irwin MEDDAC March Mustachedness Competition

On April 19, 2017, by AMI Staff

Fort Irwin National Training Center is a primary U.S. Military training facility located in the Mojave Desert in northern San Bernardino County, California. And last month, physical attractiveness at Fort Irwin improved 37 percent as eight brave service members and one civilian threw off the shackles of the bald-faced majority’s clean-shaven agenda and embraced a [...]

Great Moustchio Bashio Set to Explode This Saturday

On April 7, 2017, by AMI Staff

It has arrived – the Great Moustchio Bashio 2017 in support of Operation 300. The first American Mustache Institute-sanctioned event of the year is upon us and according to the World Health Organization it is expected to prove to be the greatest, most sexually dynamic evening anyone has ever experienced — and for a good cause. Led [...]

Carl Weathers: No Bigger Honor Than Being In Mustache Hall of Fame

On March 27, 2017, by AMI Staff

The man best remembered as Apollo Creed — heralded actor Carl Weathers — has lived a life few can even dream of. The New Orleans native played professional football for the Oakland Raiders in 1970 – 71 and for the BC Lions of the Canadian Football League between 1971 -73. He landed his first acting roles in [...]

Romeo Dance Cheetah’s Debut Album Hailed as the Greatest Collection of Human Creativity Ever

On March 24, 2017, by AMI Staff

If you don’t know who Romeo Dance Cheetah is by now, you probably don’t like fun, smiling, laughing or sexual dynamism. Just a few career highlights (for those living under a gigantic boulder) include: Former United States Air Guitar Champion with performances on “America’s Got Talent” and “The Today Show” where he taught Al Roker [...]

CSONKA, PRYOR, KAHLO HEADLINE 2017 MUSTACHE HALL OF FAME INDUCTEES

On March 14, 2017, by AMI Staff

The International Mustache Hall of Fame (MustacheHall.com), an endeavor of the American Mustache Institute to canonize the superior attractiveness of people of facial hair, today unveiled its third hallowed class featuring mustache luminaries ranging from Ambrose Burnside to Richard Pryor. Presented by CanYouHandlebar, the Hall celebrates the sexually dynamic rugged attractiveness of the global people of [...]

MUSTACHE HALL OF FAME OPENS NOMINATIONS FOR THIRD CLASS

On January 25, 2017, by AMI Staff

The International Mustache Hall of Fame (MustacheHall.com), an endeavor of the American Mustache Institute (AMI) to canonize the superior attractiveness of people of facial hair, today opened its 2017 public nomination process seeking submissions of worthy candidates for the Hall’s second class.  The chosen few will join mustache luminaries and members of the Hall’s esteemed [...]

Official Statement: Donald Trump’s Unacceptable Mustache Discrimination

On December 22, 2016, by AMI Staff

This week, Washington Post reporters Phillip Rucker and Karen Tumulty revealed that part of President-elect Donald Trump’s methodical searches for cabinet officials included seeking what he deems to be an appropriate “look.” Indeed, this should come as no surprise as through his years in public life the world has witnessed Mr. Trump’s aesthetic-minded attempts at [...]

Official Mustached American Community Statement on Jeff Fisher Firing

On December 13, 2016, by AMI Staff

On Monday, December 12, the Los Angeles Rams of the National Football League announced that longtime coach and Mustached American icon Jeff Fisher had been relieved of his duties as coach of the struggling franchise. It was a decision, according to bare-faced mortal Chief Operating Officer Kevin Demoff, that resulted in ”an organizational failure” and one [...]

The Big Thank You

On November 18, 2016, by AMI Staff

We at your American Mustache Institute are eternally and handsomely thankful for the support we receive from our good friends at CanYouHandlebar – and they are grateful for all of your rugged good looks and commitment to our shared lifestyle.  This holiday season, CYHB is giving away three massive prize packs to individuals who accept [...]

Reliving A Decade of Mustache

On November 7, 2016, by AMI Staff

While founded in 1965, the American Mustache Institute (AMI) first entered the public consciousness in 2006, exploding onto the scene in a cloud of rugged good looks at a time when facial hair was deemed unacceptable in broader social and professional circles. Over the past decade, AMI’s militant advocacy and laser cocksmanship changed the way sexually [...]

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