Lt. Colonel Smith Claims Fort Irwin MEDDAC March Mustachedness Competition

On April 19, 2017, by AMI Staff

Fort Irwin National Training Center is a primary U.S. Military training facility located in the Mojave Desert in northern San Bernardino County, California. And last month, physical attractiveness at Fort Irwin improved 37 percent as eight brave service members and one civilian threw off the shackles of the bald-faced majority’s clean-shaven agenda and embraced a [...]

Great Moustchio Bashio Set to Explode This Saturday

On April 7, 2017, by AMI Staff

It has arrived – the Great Moustchio Bashio 2017 in support of Operation 300. The first American Mustache Institute-sanctioned event of the year is upon us and according to the World Health Organization it is expected to prove to be the greatest, most sexually dynamic evening anyone has ever experienced — and for a good cause. Led [...]

Carl Weathers: No Bigger Honor Than Being In Mustache Hall of Fame

On March 27, 2017, by AMI Staff

The man best remembered as Apollo Creed — heralded actor Carl Weathers — has lived a life few can even dream of. The New Orleans native played professional football for the Oakland Raiders in 1970 – 71 and for the BC Lions of the Canadian Football League between 1971 -73. He landed his first acting roles in [...]

Romeo Dance Cheetah’s Debut Album Hailed as the Greatest Collection of Human Creativity Ever

On March 24, 2017, by AMI Staff

If you don’t know who Romeo Dance Cheetah is by now, you probably don’t like fun, smiling, laughing or sexual dynamism. Just a few career highlights (for those living under a gigantic boulder) include: Former United States Air Guitar Champion with performances on “America’s Got Talent” and “The Today Show” where he taught Al Roker [...]

CSONKA, PRYOR, KAHLO HEADLINE 2017 MUSTACHE HALL OF FAME INDUCTEES

On March 14, 2017, by AMI Staff

The International Mustache Hall of Fame (MustacheHall.com), an endeavor of the American Mustache Institute to canonize the superior attractiveness of people of facial hair, today unveiled its third hallowed class featuring mustache luminaries ranging from Ambrose Burnside to Richard Pryor. Presented by CanYouHandlebar, the Hall celebrates the sexually dynamic rugged attractiveness of the global people of [...]

NFL, Csonka Campaign for Mustache Hall of Fame Inclusion

On March 9, 2017, by AMI Staff

Legendary National Football League running back Larry Csonka wants in the Hall of Fame. Not the NFL Hall of Fame — Csonka was inducted in Canton in 1987. Instead, the former Miami Dolphins star and the NFL are campaigning for his induction into the American Mustache Institute’s International Mustache Hall of Fame through a new promotional video seen here [...]

MUSTACHE HALL OF FAME OPENS NOMINATIONS FOR THIRD CLASS

On January 25, 2017, by AMI Staff

The International Mustache Hall of Fame (MustacheHall.com), an endeavor of the American Mustache Institute (AMI) to canonize the superior attractiveness of people of facial hair, today opened its 2017 public nomination process seeking submissions of worthy candidates for the Hall’s second class.  The chosen few will join mustache luminaries and members of the Hall’s esteemed [...]

Trump Must Clarify Mustache Position

On January 19, 2017, by AMI Staff

Last month the American Mustache Institute expressed displeasure at President-elect Donald Trump’s discriminatory search for cabinet officials in which he eliminated John Bolton from consideration due to his Mustached American heritage. AMI’s quarrel with Trump’s actions, of course, are in no way political as a non-partisan institution of learning, thought and facial hair militancy. It [...]

Patriots Long Adheres to Mustache Calling

On January 5, 2017, by AMI Staff

This week, the forthcoming National Football League playoffs are reinforcing a simple truth: You can take the man away from his mustache influence, but you can’t take the mustache influence out of the man. As the New England Patriots’ Chris Long prepares to play in the NFL postseason for the first time, he has drawn [...]

Official Statement: Donald Trump’s Unacceptable Mustache Discrimination

On December 22, 2016, by AMI Staff

This week, Washington Post reporters Phillip Rucker and Karen Tumulty revealed that part of President-elect Donald Trump’s methodical searches for cabinet officials included seeking what he deems to be an appropriate “look.” Indeed, this should come as no surprise as through his years in public life the world has witnessed Mr. Trump’s aesthetic-minded attempts at [...]

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