Aaron Rodgers Breaks New Ground with Off-the-Charts ‘Mustache Extraordinary Rating’

On December 6, 2013, by AMI Staff

This piece has been contributed by noted scholar and alleged (but never convicted) loiterer Matt Baron. ——— Without a question, Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers has established himself as one of the greatest gridiron leaders of all time: a Super Bowl ring, Most Valuable Player selections for the regular season and Super Bowl, three [...]

The Most Mustached American Profession: Police Officers

On March 1, 2012, by AMI Staff

One of the principal reasons that Chicago was named “America’s Most Mustache-Friendly City” in 2011 was due to the high concentration of Mustached American police officers — by far the most mustache-heavy profession in America as 97.8 percent of law enforcement agencies issue mustaches to new recruits along with weapons, uniforms and badges. This week [...]

Cancer No Joke for Mustached American “Snow Commander”

On May 24, 2010, by AMI Staff

Anyone who knows the ins-and-outs of the American Mustache Institute understands that we are, in fact, a not-for-profit corporation committed to charitable causes as well as pursuing our noble efforts to propagate the Mustached American lifestyle. More often than not, our efforts have been focused on fundraising for Challenger Baseball, a baseball league for kids [...]