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Dept. of Mustached American Research
The American Mustache Institute's Dept. of Mustached American Research provides strategic insights into the global facial hair community by leveraging cutting-edge tools and monitoring progressive trends in behavioral economics and global anthropology
The American Mustache Institute’s Winter 2016 ‘Stache Scale Analysis focuses on a shave lotion designed by a rocket scientist from MIT, a burger-taco hybrid, and a protective porcelain drinking chalice designed to keep one’s ‘stache and shirt free of coffee stains and the subtle aroma of Kahlua in the morning. Mavericks Shaving Trifecta is a [...]
Tackling a quarterback or belting a 400-foot home run has long been considered among the manliest of activities, but new science from the American Mustache Institute Dept. of Integrated Data, Research and Laser Cocksmanship (IDRLC) discovered that growing “thick, bush-like swaths of facial hair” significantly increases testosterone levels, far more so than less strenuous competitive activities [...]
Apparently Braun is trying to reach the sexually dynamic Mustached American community in an attempt to articulate the most common facial hair for today’s man of rugged handsomeness and laser cocksmanship per the following infographic. For now, we’ll allow it.
*Download the complete White Paper here. The social and environmental benefits to mustache growth and maintenance provide a service to the U.S. economy. And thus, noted tax policy professor Dr. John Yeutter and the American Mustache Institute propose the Stimulus To Allow Critical Hair Expenses, or the STACHE Act - which would provide up to [...]
*On Dec. 1, 2008, the following manifesto was submitted to the American Mustache Institute by Adam Schmidt, an AMI member in good standing. Foreword In September of 2006 some college friends and I started planning a reunion of sorts in Bloomington, IN and thought mustaches would be the theme of the weekend. Our wives, girlfriends, [...]
*On April 26, 2008, the following manifesto was submitted to the American Mustache Institute by Aviva Rowley, an AMI member in good standing. A copy of this document can be downloaded here. While walking down a corridor in his New York hotel one day, Igor Stravinsky [and his wife] encountered Salvador Dali - who suddenly [...]
*On Jan. 21, 2008, the following manifesto was submitted to the American Mustache Institute by Sir Patrick Burke of New Jersey, an AMI member in good standing. A copy of it can be downloaded here. “A mustache is a terrible thing to shave.” Truer words have never been spoken. If you are of the male [...]
The American Mustache Institute, as one of many organizations with the acronym “AMI,” recently conducted a comparison amongst AMI-based organizations including The Association of Medical Illustrators, American Megatrends, Inc., and AMI Communications. Our researchers did not include mention of Association Montessori Internationale, the American Meat Institute, nor AMI Club Wear, which bills itself as “sexy [...]